Stranger: HI
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: my 48 year old cock
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: i just choped it off
You:

Stranger: yep
Stranger: there it goes
Stranger: flush it down the toilet
You: ITS ALL I HAD!
Stranger: well you should just kill yourself now
You: k, thnx for advice m8
You have disconnected.