The jsp/internet rules.
1. Do not tell anyone about the rules.
2. Do not talk about the rules.
3. Everything on the Internet is false until proven otherwise.
4. In order to prove something an image or video is require.
5. Images and/or videos can be doctored.
6. Therefore nothing on the internet can be proven without IRL or trusted proof.
7. In order for trusted proof to exist, there be must info hosted on a trustworthy site.
8. Do not feed the trolls, unless you are low enough to do it for post count.
9. Either way, if you argue with a troll, they win.
10. If you are going to spam, at least post something funny or interesting.
11. Any account created within 6 months ago is a multi until proven otherwise.
12. Proven multis are and will always be multis.
13. If someone is a multi you must flame them, you must.
14. Multisauce stains threads permanently.
15. There are no girls on the internet.
16. If you know a girl on the internet, then you have been fapping to a chick with a dick.
17. If a girl posts a thread, at least one person must post "Tits or GTFO".
18. Nobody likes mudkips.
19. Combo breakers are essential for a healthy forum.
20. If a combo is complete the thread has died.
21. Post count has direct relation to your E-penis.
22. It doesn't matter but you E-penis size because it's not like anyone with a big E-penis will ever lose their virginity.
23. A thread can only epic win once, so do not repost it.
24. Nobody likes mods, not even mods themselves.
25. Roflcat can do anything he wants.
26. Roflcat will not share his cheezburger.
27. If a thread has been deleted, it never happened.
28. Posting pictures of spam still counts as spam.
29. Even though spam comes in a can and tastes like cheap ham, it makes a forum unhealthy.
30. Multis have no point, therefore the multi owner has failed at life.
31. Nobody cares how many times you jizz in your pants.
32. Orly?
33. Yarly.
34. Dividing by zero is impossible and therefore does not open a wormhole.
35. Everything looks more elegant in a tuxedo.
36. Saying vagina or penis is not funny unless you are 5 years old.
37. If you have a prediction of what someone will say, use this format: inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces)
38. If someone has posted inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces) then you must post (Insert phrase here with spaces).
39. Nobody gives out free fg, don't even bother asking.
40. If your thread was closed, 90% of the time it wasn't you fault, 50% of time it is a mod e-raging.
41. By disguising a link to add someone to your friend's list, you have failed.
42. Making the color of all of your posts correspond with the color of your signature and avatar does not make you cool.
43. Fat chicks are fat.
44. Racism is only funny to racists.
45. Everybody is a little bit racist.
46. If you are surprised, you will shat bricks.
47. Rick Rolling was never cool.
48. For every ?????, there must be a profit.
49. Anything with breasts and a vagina must be sexy.
50. Real life money > Online Pixels.
51. Shoop da woop is chargin his lasers.
52. If you are flamed, you must flame back.
53. There is a fresh prince in everyone.
54. You raff, you ruse.
55. If you live 4000 years ago and wrote a fictional book on how the world came to existence, it would be a religion today.
56. I only post this too...
57. Simpson's have done it, don't even bother.
58. Of course, everyone is copying 4chan.
59. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL.
60. Complete sentences are always win.
61. 72% of all statistics are made up on spot.
62. If you tl;dr everything, you might as well admit that you can't read.
63. You must be literate to use the internet.
64. TypingwithoutusingthespacebaristhebestwayIMO.
65. Ceiling cat is watching you.
66.6 Teh Satan.
67. If someone disagrees with you, they must be homosexual.
68. You have three options: win, fail, or spam.
69. Amirite?
70. Roflcopter is better than failboat and bumptruck put together.
71. Assuming that you win is failing.
72. If you can imagine it, then it exists.
73. If it doesn't exist, you must create it.
74. Google knows everything.
75. If you want to look smart just copy and paste wikipedia.
76. You know you won if you get % on your cool-o-meter.77. Pedobear can not be defeated.
78. If your thread requires a bump, then your thread has died.
79. +1s do not count as math.
80. The one who yells first is always the second post of the thread.
81. Vince > Billy Maze.
82. Posting in the wrong forum is like mistaking your dining room table for a toilet.
83. Chimpanzees don't ride segways, silly.
84. 404 is the best site IMO.
85. Longcat has been everywhere.
86. If you expect a number someone will answer over 9000.
87. Syntax error told me you were doing it wrong.
88. "Look Here" is the worst title of all time.
89. Creating and hosting a video on youtube is so easy a caveman can do it.
90. Seriously, there are some stupid people on youtube.
91. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.
92. ^^^That's what she said.
93. Chuck Norris is more lame than his jokes.
94. Falcon punch solves everything. Use it wisely.
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This post was edited by GRATS on Nov 7 2009 07:40pm