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Nov 25 2009 08:36pm
Quote (cyphrex @ Nov 25 2009 02:15am)
lol! did you come up with that? :rofl:


no, jimmy fallon did on late nite. that show was hilarious, and it made chad ochocinco my honorary favorite football player. He would be my actual favorite, but gosh darn it if Payton Manning isnt the most fantastic player to ever grace the game.
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Nov 25 2009 09:25pm
Quote (randomlostguy @ 26 Nov 2009 03:20)
fags go recruit some people ive tried alrdy\



got warned removed gg


edit  niko_05 removed been afk over a week...this was his last shot imo  been here twice and failed to even post in gc's


josh w/o a warn, wow :lol:


Quote (morejiggawatts @ 26 Nov 2009 03:36)
no, jimmy fallon did on late nite. that show was hilarious, and it made chad ochocinco my honorary favorite football player. He would be my actual favorite, but gosh darn it if Payton Manning isnt the most fantastic player to ever grace the game.


football... lacrosse ftw!
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Nov 27 2009 09:28pm
lax, lol'd. thats a high school game. maybe an "i just wanna be different (and by different, i mean emo)" college choice. Lemme explain the scenario. A lacrosse player is running at full speed, full equipment. Charging straight towards him is Ray Lewis, MLB and number 52 for the Baltimore Ravens. I don't care who (and i mean out of all of them in the history of lacrosse) the lacrosse player is, at the end of the scenario he is dead and hopelessly mangled while Ray Lewis is sipping gatorade on the sideline lolling at noobs.



and as a beeteedubs, i dont like the ravens, but ray lewis is well, maybe the hardest hitting PLAYER of all time. And he killed a guy. FAAHVE DOOOOS

This post was edited by morejiggawatts on Nov 27 2009 09:36pm
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Nov 28 2009 01:27am
LOL?
what are you talking about?
figured youd like to see some hits:

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Quote (cyphrex @ Nov 27 2009 11:27pm)
LOL?
what are you talking about?
figured youd like to see some hits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMg2cvz2-eQ


I am afraid you dont understand. Ray Lewis is the best, strongest, and fastest athlete science can create. I know you favour your hometown euros, but fact is, you guys still laughably play by the book. When you finally figure out how to inject talent and forget things like rules, then you can hang with the bigboys.

if it were a 'roid free arguement, your side might have a platform to stand on. But this bignig trailer has been training his entire life to run into oto other people and transfer the maximum amount of force in the collision. think about it: all his life BEFORE football, this guy is fighting to not get the shit kicked out of him/killed by other hoodniggas. He learns the art of being a weapon. Then you add specialized training to that to ensure all his hate towards the rest of mankind is shaped into one tackle and hes a beast. Add steroids to the mix and damn, you have something you gerry's have no idea about. We spent like 300 years keeping the black man down, and this in turn, created a race of beings who are physically stronger and faster. Plain and simple.

And all this is happening while your lax players are talking in funny accents and eating nasty shit like tripe and blood pudding. Muthafuckas over here eat HGH. Wash it down with a cold glass of androstenedione (thats the mark mcguire shit).

I understand your national pride and all that, but it would be quite naive to believe that as a generalization your countrymen are bred stronger than our prize atheletes. The only other country that can create titannic monoliths of pure power and hate is Russia.

I understand where you are coming from. Really, I do. But it is naive to think that you can breed a stronger black stallion over in europe. Cant be done, I have science and history on my side here.

When you guys figure out how to fit much more mass into the same volume, then say you think you can compete. But i guarentee that take any european football (american footbal, that is) league, but them up against the Patriots, and i personally guarantee that your line weighs about 400-500 pounds less. Thats like more people, numerically speaking.

Add home court advantage (this is our game, muthafuckas) and you are pretty much a very one sided fight.

All of this evidence is why I can say, with authority, that my earlier scenario is correct.

This is what I am talking about. Disagree with me, and I will explain it next time with a picture.

Nice hits btw. Id like to send those guys in the ring with a 1994 mike tyson and watch him eat them alive. But those were some solid collisions.

And just as a possible "preemptive strike" against whatever you conjure to support any contrary notion, ask yourelf this, "Which would hurt more if dropped on my foot, a bowling ball or a basketball." The analogy is proof of theory, and the contrast is necessary so as to prove the point.

Nice hits btw. Id like to send those guys in the ring with a 1994 mike tyson and watch him eat them alive. But those were some solid collisions.
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Quote (morejiggawatts @ 29 Nov 2009 06:27)
I am afraid you dont understand. Ray Lewis is the best, strongest, and fastest athlete science can create. I know you favour your hometown euros, but fact is, you guys still laughably play by the book. When you finally figure out how to inject talent and forget things like rules, then you can hang with the bigboys.

if it were a 'roid free arguement, your side might have a platform to stand on. But this bignig trailer has been training his entire life to run into oto other people and transfer the maximum amount of force in the collision.  think about it: all his life BEFORE football, this guy is fighting to not get the shit kicked out of him/killed by other hoodniggas. He learns the art of being a weapon. Then you add specialized training to that to ensure all his hate towards the rest of mankind is shaped into one tackle and hes a beast. Add steroids to the mix and damn, you have something you gerry's have no idea about. We spent like 300 years keeping the black man down, and this in turn, created a race of beings who are physically stronger and faster. Plain and simple. --> wow dude thats shittalk

And all this is happening while your lax players are talking in funny accents and eating nasty shit like tripe and blood pudding.  Muthafuckas over here eat HGH. Wash it down with a cold glass of  androstenedione (thats the mark mcguire shit).

I understand your national pride and all that, but it would be quite naive to believe that as a generalization your countrymen are bred stronger than our prize atheletes. The only other country that can create titannic monoliths of pure power and hate is Russia. --> what does my preference in sports to do with my national pride??

I understand where you are coming from. Really, I do. But it is naive to think that you can breed a stronger black stallion over in europe. Cant be done, I have science and history on my side here. --> again, guess that is your def of a sportsman. its not mine.

When you guys figure out how to fit much more mass into the same volume, then say you think you can compete. But i guarentee that take any european football (american footbal, that is) league, but them up against the Patriots, and i personally guarantee that your line weighs about 400-500 pounds less. Thats like more people, numerically speaking.

Add home court advantage (this is our game, muthafuckas) and you are pretty much a very one sided fight.

All of this evidence is why I can say, with authority, that my earlier scenario is correct.

This is what I am talking about. Disagree with me, and I will explain it next time with a picture.

Nice hits btw. Id like to send those guys in the ring with a 1994 mike tyson and watch him eat them alive. But those were some solid collisions.

And just as a possible "preemptive strike" against whatever you conjure to support any contrary notion, ask yourelf this, "Which would hurt more if dropped on my foot, a bowling ball or a basketball." The analogy is proof of theory, and the contrast is necessary so as to prove the point.

Nice hits btw. Id like to send those guys in the ring with a 1994 mike tyson and watch him eat them alive. But those were some solid collisions.


editet my answers in
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hey, well i just picked up d2, and im trying to buy my shit. but i have no idea how these trading forums work, theyre way different than the slasher forums. ima get this shit figgered out.
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Dec 2 2009 12:42pm
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hey, well i just picked up d2, and im trying to buy my shit. but i have no idea how these trading forums work, theyre way different than the slasher forums. ima get this shit figgered out.


just spam your iso, as those offering stuff spam their offers too. that pretty much sums it up
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Dec 2 2009 09:24pm
400 Ticket(s) Purchased For This Hourly Drawing.
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400 Ticket(s) Purchased For This Hourly Drawing.


well that sucks
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