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Jan 9 2010 02:29pm
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some f*ckin' French toast," he says.
The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin' French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the f*ckin' French toast."
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Jan 9 2010 02:32pm
Quote (EvOlutiOnz @ 9 Jan 2010 21:29)
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some f*ckin' French toast," he says.
The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin' French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the f*ckin' French toast."


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Jan 9 2010 02:54pm
Quote (EvOlutiOnz @ Jan 9 2010 03:26pm)
A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has take her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the vaseline and gets up when the father screams ,"OH NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES"


omg my favorite so far
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Jan 9 2010 03:14pm
Quote (swmarwij @ Jan 9 2010 12:54pm)
omg my favorite so far


Shhh ;)
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Jan 9 2010 03:43pm
Quote (Keiga @ 9 Jan 2010 22:14)
Shhh ;)


JOE!
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Jan 9 2010 03:53pm
Quote (LadyDino @ 9 Jan 2010 23:43)
JOE!


Joe loves me.
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Jan 9 2010 04:15pm
Quote (EvOlutiOnz @ 9 Jan 2010 22:53)
Joe loves me.


^^

good night Ace
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Jan 9 2010 04:16pm
Quote (LadyDino @ Jan 9 2010 05:15pm)
^^

good night Ace


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Jan 9 2010 04:22pm
Quote (LadyDino @ 10 Jan 2010 00:15)
^^

good night Ace


Nighty Dino <3 .
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Jan 9 2010 04:33pm
Quote (LadyDino @ Jan 9 2010 01:43pm)
JOE!


Dino!
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