Quote (Murtocs @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 12:17am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Dear Omegle© user,
In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.
Thank you, Omegle© team
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you twelve years old or younger?
Stranger: older
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ]guy or girl
Stranger: girl
Stranger: u?
You: guy
You: how big are your tits?
You: real or fake
You: ?
Stranger: im using D cup
Stranger: real
You: cmon, you have little b's in reality.
Stranger: well, they fill out my bra so no'
You: aight
You: can i put my dick between them?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and then i lick you dick
You: allright, but i have a little fungus thing going on down there, so go slow please...
Stranger: wanna taste my pussy?
You: do you clean it regularly?
Stranger: yes
You: aight, maybe can i smell it first?
Stranger: every morning after i masturbatee
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'd like that
You: ok, wait, i feel as if my glasses would get in the way, do you have a case or something where i could put them? i dont have much money these days and cant afford another pair.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i want your dick now
You: ok 2 seconds, im going to put them on the dresser over there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lololol that was actually hilarious.