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Jul 8 2009 04:54pm
Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:38pm)
Stranger: Heya Gorgeous ^_^
You: give dick, im so horny
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: im a female
Stranger: Pics?
You: sec
You: http://i29.tinypic.com/2****d.jpg

Stranger: Image was deleted =/
You: aww :(
Stranger: Do you have any othres? If you don't its okay :0
You: that was the only one i had : /
Stranger: it's okay sweetie
Stranger: Do you just wanna have a normal conversation?
You: im 8 by the way
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: woot
Stranger: We're both minors so it's legal
You: whats so funny? u dont like young girls?

Stranger: No, it's funny that you're fucking with me
Stranger: Until you can prove it
You: u want me to give u some nudes?
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: (This should be funny
You: hi, this is officer smith from the chicago police department, we have tracked your ip address and we will contact your local police department to take u in for questioning
Stranger: Go for it
Stranger: Funny thing is you can't track my IP because this is an anonymous site LOL
Stranger: Oh, and where's my local police department eh?
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: Shut the fuck up kid, get a life
You: still want nudes?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: SECKS
You: officer smith does not give nudes to strangers!
Stranger: exactly
You: give me your address so i can gobble your cock, dont mind officer smith, hes just a fuck buddy ;)
Stranger: You are one fucked up dude.
You: i can do things with my tongue u wouldnt believe!
Stranger: I'm sure.
You: i swallow everytime ;)
Stranger: Uh huh
Stranger: If only you were really a girl
Stranger: this would be great
You: fine, ill get a pic of me since u dont believe me :(

Stranger: Go for it
You: sec
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/qn761h.jpg
Stranger: Well you're a cutie
Stranger: but you're not 8
Stranger: xD
You: ty :)

Stranger: Yep. So. Are you really a guy or are you just pulling this shit out of your ass?
You: im a guy
You: still wanna fuck?
You: hello?
Stranger: Yep
You: nice nice
You: i might as well tell u the truth then
Stranger: x)
You: im 45 years old, my wife divorced me and i lost everything so im just here to con girls/boys into telling me where they live so i can get a piece of ass
Stranger: ...
Stranger: that's the truth?
You: yes : / i dont know what to do anymore
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: You could do what I do and be a nice guy. Forget your past, you shouldn't regret it
Stranger: As long as you learned something from it
You: you seem like a nice young man, wanna meet for a cup of coffee?
Stranger: Haha, no thanks bro.
Stranger: I'm always happy to help.
You: :( i'll pay for it
You: here's my number, feel free to give me a call whenever u decide to meet 968-273-2324
Stranger: Alright.
You: been nice talking to ya man, now im out totry and get some dick or pussy
You have disconnected.


I LOL'D.
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Jul 8 2009 04:56pm
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male 22
You: 12 female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:(





You: hi
You: ?

Stranger: naked lesbo looking for sex
You: i can fit 2 hands in my vagina
Stranger: cool asl
You: 12/f/chicago
You: u?
Stranger: 12
Stranger: f az
You: let me tongue your asshole
Stranger: let me rub ur pussy
You: can u suck my dick too?
Stranger: dick?

You: yea i have both, but i rather be called a female because im feminine
Stranger: o so ur a he she
You: DONT CALL ME THAT!
You: 968-273-2324
You: call me
Stranger: sorry
You have disconnected.


This post was edited by ExtremeTickler on Jul 8 2009 04:58pm
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Jul 8 2009 04:58pm
Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:56pm)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male 22
You: 12 female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:(


Be like 48 male. :P

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Jul 8 2009 05:02pm
Quote (masUn47 @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:58pm)
Be like 48 male. :P


Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: dont. you. dare. say. it
You: what?
Stranger: ...the three letters i hate the most. A-S-L
You: 48/m/swollen cock, u?
Stranger: argh. no one understands me in this world.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol
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Jul 8 2009 05:03pm
Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:02pm)
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: dont. you. dare. say. it
You: what?
Stranger: ...the three letters i hate the most. A-S-L
You: 48/m/swollen cock, u?
Stranger: argh. no one understands me in this world.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol


rofl.

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Jul 8 2009 05:08pm
Stranger: hi
You: GIEB COCK!
Stranger: keep typing pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Jul 8 2009 05:09pm
Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 07:08pm)
Stranger: hi
You: GIEB COCK!
Stranger: keep typing pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You seem to be enjoying yourself!
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Jul 8 2009 05:19pm
Quote (Murtocs @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:09pm)
You seem to be enjoying yourself!


That's always a good thing.
Let's play some Melee War3.
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Jul 8 2009 05:19pm
Quote (Murtocs @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 07:09pm)
You seem to be enjoying yourself!


lololol
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Jul 8 2009 05:20pm
Mad?
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