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Jul 8 2009 04:09pm
Quote (Ectasy @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:06pm)
wut happens if you misclick and hit recycle bin


lick my anus
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Jul 8 2009 04:09pm
Quote (ExtremeTickler @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:08pm)
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: s?
You: f
Stranger: M.
Stranger: age?
You: 13
Stranger: 16:$
Stranger: L?
You: chicago
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Holland:d
You: nice
Stranger: hobby?
You: sucking dick
Stranger: nice:D
Stranger: have msn?
You: my dad told me im good :)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: may i have your msn?
You: my dad erased it because he doesnt want to share me with other people :(
Stranger: oooh sucks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lulz
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Jul 8 2009 04:11pm
Quote (BronZe @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:09pm)
lulz


i am disturbed by that
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Jul 8 2009 04:13pm
Stranger:
Dear Omegle© user,

In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.

Thank you, Omegle© team
Stranger: hi!!!
Stranger: how old are you?

You: Oh. :/

This has got to be my favorite that I've done.
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Jul 8 2009 04:21pm
Quote (masUn47 @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:13pm)
Stranger:
Dear Omegle© user,

In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.

Thank you, Omegle© team
Stranger: hi!!!
Stranger: how old are you?

You: Oh. :/

This has got to be my favorite that I've done.


lol hilarious
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Jul 8 2009 04:24pm
Quote (masUn47 @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:13pm)
Stranger:
Dear Omegle© user,

In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.

Thank you, Omegle© team
Stranger: hi!!!
Stranger: how old are you?

You: Oh. :/

This has got to be my favorite that I've done.


lol every time
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Jul 8 2009 04:27pm
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Member
Posts: 56,285
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Jul 8 2009 04:27pm
Stranger:
Dear Omegle© user,

In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.

Thank you, Omegle© team
Stranger: hi!!!
Stranger: how old are you?

You: Oh. :/

This has got to be my favorite that I've done.
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Jul 8 2009 04:28pm
Quote (BronZe @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 10:27pm)
Stranger:
Dear Omegle© user,

In compliance to federal law, Omegle© is required to inform you that the person you are currently talking to has been convicted of crimes involving pedophilia, it is advised that you be careful while talking to this user.

Thank you, Omegle© team
Stranger: hi!!!
Stranger: how old are you?

You: Oh. :/

This has got to be my favorite that I've done.


Lol :)
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Jul 8 2009 04:38pm
Stranger: Heya Gorgeous ^_^
You: give dick, im so horny
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: im a female
Stranger: Pics?
You: sec
You: http://i29.tinypic.com/2****d.jpg

Stranger: Image was deleted =/
You: aww :(
Stranger: Do you have any othres? If you don't its okay :0
You: that was the only one i had : /
Stranger: it's okay sweetie
Stranger: Do you just wanna have a normal conversation?
You: im 8 by the way
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: woot
Stranger: We're both minors so it's legal
You: whats so funny? u dont like young girls?

Stranger: No, it's funny that you're fucking with me
Stranger: Until you can prove it
You: u want me to give u some nudes?
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: (This should be funny
You: hi, this is officer smith from the chicago police department, we have tracked your ip address and we will contact your local police department to take u in for questioning
Stranger: Go for it
Stranger: Funny thing is you can't track my IP because this is an anonymous site LOL
Stranger: Oh, and where's my local police department eh?
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: Shut the fuck up kid, get a life
You: still want nudes?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: SECKS
You: officer smith does not give nudes to strangers!
Stranger: exactly
You: give me your address so i can gobble your cock, dont mind officer smith, hes just a fuck buddy ;)
Stranger: You are one fucked up dude.
You: i can do things with my tongue u wouldnt believe!
Stranger: I'm sure.
You: i swallow everytime ;)
Stranger: Uh huh
Stranger: If only you were really a girl
Stranger: this would be great
You: fine, ill get a pic of me since u dont believe me :(

Stranger: Go for it
You: sec
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/qn761h.jpg
Stranger: Well you're a cutie
Stranger: but you're not 8
Stranger: xD
You: ty :)

Stranger: Yep. So. Are you really a guy or are you just pulling this shit out of your ass?
You: im a guy
You: still wanna fuck?
You: hello?
Stranger: Yep
You: nice nice
You: i might as well tell u the truth then
Stranger: x)
You: im 45 years old, my wife divorced me and i lost everything so im just here to con girls/boys into telling me where they live so i can get a piece of ass
Stranger: ...
Stranger: that's the truth?
You: yes : / i dont know what to do anymore
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: You could do what I do and be a nice guy. Forget your past, you shouldn't regret it
Stranger: As long as you learned something from it
You: you seem like a nice young man, wanna meet for a cup of coffee?
Stranger: Haha, no thanks bro.
Stranger: I'm always happy to help.
You: :( i'll pay for it
You: here's my number, feel free to give me a call whenever u decide to meet 968-273-2324
Stranger: Alright.
You: been nice talking to ya man, now im out totry and get some dick or pussy
You have disconnected.
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