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i have every wp now but the worldstones. i need do anceitns for those

QUESTIONS
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor in America
when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON to stick to
the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if
the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do Americans drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do American always call for the cheque, and then give one back to
the waitress?

im on the virge of quittin d2. the ppl suck. theres to many spam bots, to many noobs, and to many ungrateful ppl.

Awwwwwwwwwwww but I'm here I'm not a total noob, and I'm not ungrateful!!! Told you that you shoulda joined SS!!! We're always here for ya hun

For Ren:
If I ever become an Evil Overlord

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors,
not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not
kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is NOT too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the
Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the
Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks,
"Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply
will be, "No, just sensible."

8. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill
me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll
shoot him, and then say "No".

9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married
immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle
in three weeks time during which the final phase of my plan will
be carried out.

10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely
necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button
labeled "Danger: Do Not Push".

11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is
destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small
hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need
to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving
my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an
accident: I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies
wouldn't believe it.

15. I will make it clear that I DO know the meaning of the word
"mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.

16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any
flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected
before implementation.

17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom
of the cliff. Announcements of their deaths, as well as any
accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the
aforementioned disposal.

18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as
members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear
military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any
other form of last request.

20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find
that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to
activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just
putting his plan into operation.

21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad
scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently
twisted never to regret his evil ways and seek to undo the
damage he's caused.

22. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's
just one thing I want to know."

23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to
their advice.

Witty one-liners

Dickson's Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was H20 Was H2SO4.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

30 things to do in an exam when you know you're going to fail anyway...

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this! I'm going to Disneyland." and walk out triumphantly.
Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
Show up completlely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
If the exam is math/sciencs related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your life story.
Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
Masturbate.
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. 've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Epic...i'm writin this down for future reference...