Quote (ggssti @ Dec 26 2009 11:35pm)
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can
do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing" and
you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it
changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at
least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and
stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is
penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor
skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to
fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant
cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4,
maybe 5 hours. That's What using mac OS X is like.
Lmk if you guys feel the same way.