LOL DAGAT

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Alpha as fuck
>Running at my apartment
>Pass new landwhale neighbor
>Wave and smile
>She steps in front of me and raises her sausage finger to my face
>”Excuse me, I would really like you to stop running your dryer so late at night. Not all of us are skinny faggots who run all day and stay up all night”
>mfw
>”Um-ok but I don’t appreciate being called names, I’m also straight”
>”WHATEVER!”
>See her a week later
>She’s unloading her groceries from her car
>Typical landwhale food
>Chips, Soda, Frozen pizzas
>Running by her making sure to make space
>See a 2 liter of coke rolling towards me
>Hear her say “GRAB THAT”
>Run up and grab the Coke
>360 throw that fucker shotput style
>Watch as the Coke sails into the air, finally busting upon when it hits the ground
>Look straight at her
>”That’s for calling me a faggot”
>Walk into my apartment and put a load of dirty clothes into the wash
>Dry them at 2in the morning that night
>mfw

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180/76-7 vagyok atm, de év végéig szeretnék még 3 kiloval nehezebb lenni, ami valoszinuleg azért sikerülni fog ha rendesen kajálok és sportolok továbbra is

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