WOB WOB WOB :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>be on /mu/ yesterday
>post about a girl in my university class I have a crush on
>everyone tells me to give a shot
>be today
>try and meet her eyes in class but she doesn't notice me repeatedly looking at her
>after class decide to man up and ask her out
>hang around outside the door and look through the crowd of people leaving for her
>see her
>"Hey Sarah!"
>she comes over and says hey since we wer ein the same group last year and we spoke once or twice
>ask her when she got back to university
>blah blah blah
>say I have something to ask her but tell her to be totally honest
>she smiles and says "what is it?" in a humorous way
>a girl grabs her arm and says "hey are you coming out with Tom's house tonight?"
>they start talking
>friend doesn't even acknowledge me
>her friend moves in front of me since there are a crowd of people wanting to get by
>now standing behind her friend's back as they talk
>check my phone in embarassment
>start walking away red-faced and feeling like shit
>get outside and start walking home
>hear "Anon! Anon wait up!"
>she runs after me and says sorry that girl is so annoying, apoligises for her friend being a cunt
>says she'd love to
>"love to what?"
>you asked me to go for a drink didn't you?
>nope
>she blushes and says shit since I hadn't ask yet
>tell her I was going to ask that though
>walk back to campus and she suddenly locks her arm through mine
>feelsgoodman
>and thanks /mu/, just hope she's willing to do anal at some point

starry bra

spagettire szamitottam
igy most kicsit tfw nogf lett

mi ez a spagettizés amúgy?

(inb4 you must be new here, etc)

Spaghetti Stories are a type of bait-and-switch copypasta posted on 4chan to troll others under the pretext of recounting a socially awkward or humiliating situation in greentext. While the plot may vary from one to another, each story ends when spaghetti suddenly falls out of one’s pocket or fanny pack, similar to the twist in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air copypasta stories.

kb barmilyen irl elkovetett autista tettre szoktak mondani, foleg ha csaj related

wtfmon

tfw az egyeduli oldalak ahol az idom nagyreszet elbaszom a jsp es negyes es a negyes blokkolva van suliban, jsp meg halott ebben az idoben
meg teamliquid is blocked szoval streamet se tudok nezni rendesen
az elobb majdnem elkezdtem ladderslasherezni : DD

tl miert blocked?