Hey Newbs,
My name is Scout, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Night Hound-pickers who spend every second of their game scouting invis stupid ass retards. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kill?? I mean, I guess it's fun watching people invis because of your own no-skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than feeding with Ophelia.
Don't be a baddie. Just hit me with your best build. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Legion football team, and starter on my carry team. What teams do you carry, other than "try hard Brazilian people"? I also get straight one-shots, and have a banging damaging codex (It just carried me; **** was SO cash). You are all fat nerds who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my codex