A man and a woman happened to sit next to one another on a train
The women, took out a book and began reading
The train stopped at a half dozen stations but she never looked up once
The man watched her for a while, and then asked
“What are you reading?”
“It’s a ghost story” she said, “It’s very good, very spooky”
“Do you believe in ghosts?” he asked
“Yes I do” she replied, “There are ghosts everywhere”
“I don’t believe in them” he said “Just a lot of superstition, in all my years I’ve never seen a ghost, not one”
“Haven’t you?”The women said, and vanished