I hereby propose.
Thou shalt come subs my anime,
and my fandom shall be thy watcher.
Abiding by the summons of the Fansubbing,
if thou dost accede to this will and reason, answer me!
I hereby swear,
I will be all that is good in the anime world.
I will be the disposer of weeaboo in the anime world.
Thou, the seven days clad in the High 10 Profile,
come forth from the circle of jerking.
Daiz of the Underwater Subs!