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Dec 12 2012 12:16pm
Quote (Anarkin @ Dec 12 2012 03:30pm)
ezt mi is eljátszottuk a macsekkal mikor kicsi voltam :D

cipőre pont így reagált, de ami még viccesebb volt mikor teljesen beöltöztettük

ráraktuk és eldőlt mint egy tégla, aztán ott feküdt, feküdt, feküdt.. "wat naow human"

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micsoda real life predator
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Dec 12 2012 12:44pm
Quote (sylke @ 12 Dec 2012 19:16)
micsoda real life predator


majd keresd vissza azt a postomat ahol azt írtam hogy 'real predator' és helyezd kontextusba, értelmezd újra

gondoltam megvárom míg ezt leírod párszor, engem quoteolva és utána szólok :D
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Dec 12 2012 01:14pm
Quote (Flutter @ 12 Dec 2012 17:47)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You’re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it’s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You’re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you’re not scoring enough—which you aren’t—you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGSDm.gif


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Dec 12 2012 01:54pm
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Dec 12 2012 02:25pm
The Slow Dancer


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Túlbonyolítja az ideális nőképem és vágyaim megfogalmazását.
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Dec 12 2012 04:05pm
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)



Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=1&o=1


Your exact male opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
:D

This post was edited by TassassinHc on Dec 12 2012 04:07pm
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Dec 14 2012 02:00am
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)




Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

wtf :DDD Hát ez egy faszság.
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Dec 14 2012 02:03am
Quote (ElCapitano @ Dec 14 2012 09:00am)
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)


http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm.gif

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

wtf :DDD Hát ez egy faszság.


alpha as fuck
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Dec 14 2012 02:04am
Quote (daneeka10 @ 14 Dec 2012 10:03)
alpha as fuck


pedig mindenre őszintén válaszoltam, I've done some dirty shit az igaz, de nem vagyok szexuális ragadozó. :D
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Dec 14 2012 02:05am
Quote (ElCapitano @ 14 Dec 2012 09:04)
pedig mindenre őszintén válaszoltam, I've done some dirty shit az igaz, de nem vagyok szexuális ragadozó. :D


real life predator
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