gratulálok a nyomorék blizzardnak hogy "kivették" az állandó tree formot , és ilyen szart csináltak belőle mint ami a locknak is van -.-
R.I.P
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that druid used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those tree people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.
But cataclysm made me shiver
With every patch note I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
Could only shake my head and sigh,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the tree form died.
So bye-bye, mister tree form guy.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
Did you read patch 4.0.1
And do you have faith in the changes to come,
If Blizzard tells you so?
Do you believe in tossing HoTs,
Can they save you from nasty dots,
And can you teach me how to dance the twist?
Well, I know that you like that form a lot
`cause now you're lookin' so distraught
You want those good times again,
Dancing in Dalaran
I was a lonely teenage resto druid
With a wide trunk and feet that were rooted
All our protesting cries were muted,
The day the tree form died.
I started singin’,
bye, bye, mister tree form guy.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
Now for 4 years we’ve learned and grown
And claimed epic loot for own own,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When we danced around in Classic WoW,
Blizzard shunned us, then and now
And kept us looking at our gear,
Oh, and too bad all our dreams were torn,
when we all lost our woody form.
The forums were adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while we lost our withered bark,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day our tree form died.
We were singing,
“bye, bye, mister tree form guy”.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
We flew off in flight form for a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With a druid on the sidelines in a cast.
Now the patch-night air was sweet perfume
While the tauren chieftans played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
The raiders tried to take the field
The tauren chieftans refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the tree form died?
We started singing,
“bye, bye, mister tree form guy”.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A whole expansion lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire will burn the trees.
Oh, and as I scrolled down the page
My branches were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the tree form died
He was singing,
“bye, bye, mister tree form guy”.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
I met a draeni who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the badge store
Where I'd seen that tree form years before,
But the elf there said the tree form went away.
And in the streets: the children screamed,
The raiders cried, and the RP'ers dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the elf that I admire most:
Malfurion went and left his post,
He caught the last train for the coast
The day the last tree died.
And they were singing,
“bye, bye, mister tree form guy”.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
They were singing,
“bye, bye, mister tree form guy”.
Took my druid to the new raid,
But the boss wouldn't die.
And them dps were wonderin' why they had died
Singin’, "please come back, tree form guy”
"please come back, tree form guy”
This post was edited by KiteHawk on Oct 28 2010 10:05am