Quote (RRC @ 29 Dec 2012 21:51)

I am a 21 year old ufc fighter. I train muay thai, bjj and ufc bro. My diet is so strict that gyms want to buy my piss and use it as a concentrated steroid. My testerone levels were so fucking high when I was 9 that I grew a full face beard in a week. My mother had to shave my face 3 times a week to keep the stubble under control.
I used to be a pathetic loser like you once. I played Wowcraft and Runescapes and Callo Duty before man. I've lived. I used to smoke pot in my garage. But then I found the gym and started lifting.
I have a hot girlfriend that blows me whenever I need it. I drive my expensive sports car to work where all the women swoon over my good looks.
Tl;dr? I'm better than each and every one of you. Face it, you wanna be me.

Quote (RRC @ Dec 29 2012 11:29pm)

ocsem csinalt nekem 2 szendvicset :F

Quote (Flutter @ 30 Dec 2012 01:43)

ez annyit tesz hogy ö nem tudta megenni

Quote (szabika @ 29 Dec 2012 23:17)

http://www.bmeme.hu/memes/2012/12/2080_mymhqdv5m1.jpg
asszem nevettem

Quote (RRC @ 30 Dec 2012 01:20)

http://1.ii.gl/FMCF47.png

ilyen letezik?