We're a game down, about to go out. We've dropped the Magnus strat as its not working, they had our number there. It's okay, we can work it with Bat. Just calm down, play our game, we can do this, we're ____, ____! We're meant to win, this is our year.
They get earthshaker, its fine, we've got catch with Bat and team fight with Kunkka. They pick up veno, not a problem.
We bring out the Oracle. Setting up for a balanced draft with a bit of everything and even an outside chance of Huskar cheese. What you got Kuro?
Then silence.
It's Kuro's turn to pick, one of the best drafters in the game. What's he thinking? Why is he taking so long? Is he scared?
Huskar locks in. Wait, what? Huskar? This is third pick. You don't cheese in the third pick. What the hell is he thinking? We can easily counter this. But what if its something else? Who does this? Is he an idiot? Wait... am I the idiot, is this a trap?
Focus, focus. We have no push, prophet has push and physical and siphon, she can deal with Huskar, even if they get Dazzle, we have Oracle and we'll kill Huskar after grave finishes and keep prophet alive throughout. Just relax and we can pick our carry, our hard hitter. Chaos Knight? Phantom Lancer? Yea. They're good, we're good.
Why are they taking so long to ban? What are they thinking?
BROODMOTHER
Oh, oh shit. We have limited AOE. We have twenty seconds left. We have to pick our carry. We have to, what deals with both Huskar AND Brood? 10 seconds. Anything? What?
Oh Timbersaw, we can pick Timber. 5 seconds.
Pick Timber!
Okay, we got this! Oh wait. Weren't we supposed to pick a hard carry, some physical damage? All our physical damage is all on a crazy long cool down. Oracle can't do shit until he has his level 6. We can't fight early, we can't fight late. We can't fight outside of Exorcism.
We cant.... we lost. At the draft screen.
Best draft ever.