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Im 18 and me and my ex girlfriend have been hookin up for a while now, and every time we get into stuff we can never stop ourselves from keeping going. Last week, it was in a closet at the house my ex was housesitting, and a month ago it was at her grandmas house while she was housesitting.so this housesitting trend is abundant. pretty much everytime she house sits i come over and fuck her. anyways, so on sunday, i decide to swing by her grandmas house (no one home) and have some fun. so we start getting into some action, light kissing making out etc, then i go down on her for about 10 minutes, getting her to orgasms. then it becomes my turn, she pushes me onto the desk with force and begins to unzipp my pants and blow me. she keeps blowing me for a while untill she decides its my turn. ONE PROBLEM: she on her period. so i kinda got pissed off, but there was a look on her face that she could still get me to cum somehow. she told me anal sex. i thought about it for a sec, then said what the hell alright. so i slowly lube it up with some banana berry lotion and slide it into her ass. i thought to myself, this feels pretty fuckin good, and started going at it. her ass was so tight it felt absolutely wonderful. almost better than regular sex had ever felt before. BUT THEN IT HIT ME, as i turned her onto her side to keep fucking her in the ass, this stench a fucking colonoscopy surgical room was slowly invading my nostrils. i held my breath trying not breath as she stares up at me asking me whats wrong. this rancid foul odor of fecal matter sifted between my nostrils while i continued thrusting. it was so unbearable. i continued to thrust untill i told her i was gunna cum so i pulled it out, she turned arouund and i came on her face. shortly After i went to the sink to wash the shit off my PENIS in the bathroom. i washed and washed and scrubbed and scrubbed but the stench would not leave my fingers. so i said fuck it, and thought i would get outta there as soon as possible. she started using the bathroom while i stood in the living room idle. THEN IT HIT ME: i look down onto my carolina t shirt and see THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIRT SHIT STAINED TO HELL. my god i was so upset the entire ride home. I didnt even get the chance to say by to her, and i havent talked to her since. Im still pissed theres shit all over my Carolina shirt.

inb4 tl;dr, b4d inglisch

This post was edited by lacketto on Aug 24 2009 11:03pm
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Quote (lacketto @ Tue, Aug 25 2009, 06:02am)
Im 18 and me and my ex girlfriend have been hookin up for a while now, and every time we get into stuff we can never stop ourselves from keeping going. Last week, it was in a closet at the house my ex was housesitting, and a month ago it was at her grandmas house while she was housesitting.so this housesitting trend is abundant. pretty much everytime she house sits i come over and fuck her. anyways, so on sunday, i decide to swing by her grandmas house (no one home) and have some fun. so we start getting into some action, light kissing making out etc, then i go down on her for about 10 minutes, getting her to orgasms. then it becomes my turn, she pushes me onto the desk with force and begins to unzipp my pants and blow me. she keeps blowing me for a while untill she decides its my turn. ONE PROBLEM: she on her period. so i kinda got pissed off, but there was a look on her face that she could still get me to cum somehow. she told me anal sex. i thought about it for a sec, then said what the hell alright. so i slowly lube it up with some banana berry lotion and slide it into her ass. i thought to myself, this feels pretty fuckin good, and started going at it. her ass was so tight it felt absolutely wonderful. almost better than regular sex had ever felt before. BUT THEN IT HIT ME, as i turned her onto her side to keep fucking her in the ass, this stench a fucking colonoscopy surgical room was slowly invading my nostrils. i held my breath trying not breath as she stares up at me asking me whats wrong. this rancid foul odor of fecal matter sifted between my nostrils while i continued thrusting. it was so unbearable. i continued to thrust untill i told her i was gunna cum so i pulled it out, she turned arouund and i came on her face. shortly After i went to the sink to wash the shit off my PENIS in the bathroom. i washed and washed and scrubbed and scrubbed but the stench would not leave my fingers. so i said fuck it, and thought i would get outta there as soon as possible. she started using the bathroom while i stood in the living room idle. THEN IT HIT ME: i look down onto my carolina t shirt and see THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIRT SHIT STAINED TO HELL. my god i was so upset the entire ride home. I didnt even get the chance to say by to her, and i havent talked to her since. Im still pissed theres shit all over my Carolina shirt.

inb4 tl;dr


ezt a loheres oldalrol szedted legalabb?
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Aug 25 2009 01:14am
sztem jó ez a nyúl :)

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Ez meg mi a faszt csinál és miért dobták le a Taigetoszról? O_O

Amúgy nem tudom eldönteni, hogy elsütötte-e...


Quote (pocahontas @ Tue, 25 Aug 2009, 09:14)
sztem jó ez a nyúl :)

Képzeld mennyi pörkölt készülne belőle. =)

This post was edited by Boss38 on Aug 25 2009 01:30am
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Quote (Boss38 @ Tue, 25 Aug 2009, 09:30)
Képzeld mennyi pörkölt készülne belőle. =)


én sztem be is szerzek egyet gyorsan, haláli :D

Quote (Boss38 @ Tue, 25 Aug 2009, 09:30)
Ez meg mi a faszt csinál és miért dobták le a Taigetoszról? O_O
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/gifs/gifbinrecoilpwnage.gif
Amúgy nem tudom eldönteni, hogy elsütötte-e...


szerintem nem :P


This post was edited by pocahontas on Aug 25 2009 01:37am
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epic :D
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Quote (pocahontas @ Tue, Aug 25 2009, 09:14am)
sztem jó ez a nyúl :)



longcat>>>



This post was edited by fahrii on Aug 25 2009 05:34am
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Quote (pocahontas @ Tue, 25 Aug 2009, 09:14)
sztem jó ez a nyúl :)

http://i27.tinypic.com/xodx6c.jpg


fasza :DD

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