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Oct 30 2012 05:06am
Quote (SummertimeClothes @ 30 Oct 2012 10:59)
azer @jamesdeen se rossz, a blogja meg foleg
JamesDeen: My semen just ricocheted off a lady and landed in my eye.... It was not super awesome but I am so impressed with my jizz I don't really care


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Oct 30 2012 05:26am
so my entire career i have always said i won’t have sex with clowns. i want nothing to do with clowns. i hate clowns. they terrify me. today i had sex with katie summers butthole, which i have done many times and enjoy very much. on my way to set i was told “she is getting her clown makeup on”. i responded with “no clowns dude”. i got to set and explained my horrible fear of clowns and was then described the scene. basically i was gonna bang katie summers in the butt then she was going to put crazy girl makeup on so i could bang her like that and it could cut to it in the middle of the scene. i was told no clowns. so we got it on in her butthole and then she went to go get her “crazy girl make up” on. fuck that… that shit was just clown makeup. i guess it was crazy girl makeup in the sense that if she put that shit on then went out and about everyone would say, “hey look at that crazy girl with clown makeup on”. point is i said FUCK NO. we decided that since it was kind of important for the scene i would just dry hump her in ways that i didn’t need to look at her. this was still tough because i knew she was in clown face but i was able to pull through and stare at the back of her head. FUCK CLOWNS.

most mondja erre barki, hogy nem a kortars irodalom csucsa
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Oct 30 2012 05:27am
Quote (SummertimeClothes @ 30 Oct 2012 13:26)
so my entire career i have always said i won’t have sex with clowns.  i want nothing to do with clowns.  i hate clowns.  they terrify me.  today i had sex with katie summers butthole,  which i have done many times and enjoy very much.  on my way to set i was told “she is getting her clown makeup on”.  i responded with “no clowns dude”.  i got to set and explained my horrible fear of clowns and was then described the scene.  basically i was gonna bang katie summers in the butt then she was going to put crazy girl makeup on so i could bang her like that and it could cut to it in the middle of the scene.  i was told no clowns.  so we got it on in her butthole and then she went to go get her “crazy girl make up” on.  fuck that… that shit was just clown makeup.  i guess it was crazy girl makeup in the sense that if she put that shit on then went out and about everyone would say, “hey look at that crazy girl with clown makeup on”.  point is i said FUCK NO.  we decided that since it was kind of important for the scene i would just dry hump her in ways that i didn’t need to look at her.  this was still tough because i knew she was in clown face but i was able to pull through and stare at the back of her head.  FUCK CLOWNS.

most mondja erre barki, hogy nem a kortars irodalom csucsa


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Oct 30 2012 05:28am
Quote (kriza @ 30 Oct 2012 13:27)
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your loss brah
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Oct 30 2012 05:38am
Quote (SummertimeClothes @ 30 Oct 2012 10:59)
azer @jamesdeen se rossz, a blogja meg foleg
JamesDeen: My semen just ricocheted off a lady and landed in my eye.... It was not super awesome but I am so impressed with my jizz I don't really care


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Oct 30 2012 05:48am
valaki no shave november?
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Oct 30 2012 05:49am
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valaki no shave november?


Én már 3 hete nem borotválkoztam, most tegyek rá még 1 hónapot? :c
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Oct 30 2012 05:50am
Quote (Smat @ 30 Oct 2012 12:49)
Én már 3 hete nem borotválkoztam, most tegyek rá még 1 hónapot? :c


mert amúgy 2 nap alatt tökre nem lehet megborotválkozni.
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Oct 30 2012 05:50am
Quote (Ghostmasterq @ 30 Oct 2012 12:48)
valaki no shave november?


3 hete nem borotválkoztam
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Oct 30 2012 05:51am
Quote (Smat @ 30 Oct 2012 13:49)
Én már 3 hete nem borotválkoztam, most tegyek rá még 1 hónapot? :c


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