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Oct 22 2012 10:47am
Quote (Nerz8 @ 22 Oct 2012 18:40)
hihetetlen, hogy ezek a kibaszott kábelek mindig úgy összetekerednek, hogy utána alig tudom őket kibogozni.

i know that feel
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Oct 22 2012 11:39am
Quote (Nerz8 @ 22 Oct 2012 17:40)
hihetetlen, hogy ezek a kibaszott kábelek mindig úgy összetekerednek, hogy utána alig tudom őket kibogozni.


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made my day

>be 18 and get kicked out from parents house (never wanted me anyway)
>stay at girlfriend's place (together for 3 years)
>she organizes a little 6 poeple party to cheer me up
>ending up completely wasted crying about myself
>one of the guys asks her if she likes being with such a pussy
>girlfriend seems definitely attracted to that asshole
>me passing out/crying myself to sleep on couch
>waking up for short an hour later when gf joins me on couch to sleep
>damn, feels good to be hugged finally
>fall asleep again
>waking up again another hour later through some movement
>realizing that this asshole is fucking my gf from behind while she has her hand on my waist
>acting like i am still asleep
>he gets faster, she seems to enjoy it... A LOT (heard her whispering: "finally a real cock")
>he came
>silence
>me starting to cry again about 15 minutes later
>gf starts hugging me tighter "everything will be alright anon"

i woke up alone the next morning. both of them were sitting on the breakfast table to tell me, that i have time till tonight to leave.
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Oct 22 2012 12:43pm
Quote (xGurke @ Oct 22 2012 08:38pm)
made my day

>be 18 and get kicked out from parents house (never wanted me anyway)
>stay at girlfriend's place (together for 3 years)
>she organizes a little 6 poeple party to cheer me up
>ending up completely wasted crying about myself
>one of the guys asks her if she likes being with such a pussy
>girlfriend seems definitely attracted to that asshole
>me passing out/crying myself to sleep on couch
>waking up for short an hour later when gf joins me on couch to sleep
>damn, feels good to be hugged finally
>fall asleep again
>waking up again another hour later through some movement
>realizing that this asshole is fucking my gf from behind while she has her hand on my waist
>acting like i am still asleep
>he gets faster, she seems to enjoy it... A LOT (heard her whispering: "finally a real cock")
>he came
>silence
>me starting to cry again about 15 minutes later
>gf starts hugging me tighter "everything will be alright anon"

i woke up alone the next morning. both of them were sitting on the breakfast table to tell me, that i have time till tonight to leave.


tuti megvertem volna a csajt is meg a gyereket is :D
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Oct 22 2012 12:47pm
Quote (xGurke @ Oct 22 2012 07:38pm)
made my day

>be 18 and get kicked out from parents house (never wanted me anyway)
>stay at girlfriend's place (together for 3 years)
>she organizes a little 6 poeple party to cheer me up
>ending up completely wasted crying about myself
>one of the guys asks her if she likes being with such a pussy
>girlfriend seems definitely attracted to that asshole
>me passing out/crying myself to sleep on couch
>waking up for short an hour later when gf joins me on couch to sleep
>damn, feels good to be hugged finally
>fall asleep again
>waking up again another hour later through some movement
>realizing that this asshole is fucking my gf from behind while she has her hand on my waist
>acting like i am still asleep
>he gets faster, she seems to enjoy it... A LOT (heard her whispering: "finally a real cock")
>he came
>silence
>me starting to cry again about 15 minutes later
>gf starts hugging me tighter "everything will be alright anon"

i woke up alone the next morning. both of them were sitting on the breakfast table to tell me, that i have time till tonight to leave.


te voltál aki dugta a csajt mi?
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Oct 22 2012 01:01pm
Quote (xGurke @ 22 Oct 2012 20:38)
made my day

>be 18 and get kicked out from parents house (never wanted me anyway)
>stay at girlfriend's place (together for 3 years)
>she organizes a little 6 poeple party to cheer me up
>ending up completely wasted crying about myself
>one of the guys asks her if she likes being with such a pussy
>girlfriend seems definitely attracted to that asshole
>me passing out/crying myself to sleep on couch
>waking up for short an hour later when gf joins me on couch to sleep
>damn, feels good to be hugged finally
>fall asleep again
>waking up again another hour later through some movement
>realizing that this asshole is fucking my gf from behind while she has her hand on my waist
>acting like i am still asleep
>he gets faster, she seems to enjoy it... A LOT (heard her whispering: "finally a real cock")
>he came
>silence
>me starting to cry again about 15 minutes later
>gf starts hugging me tighter "everything will be alright anon"

i woke up alone the next morning. both of them were sitting on the breakfast table to tell me, that i have time till tonight to leave.


:DDDD


This post was edited by TassassinHc on Oct 22 2012 01:04pm
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Jeff DUnham: Minding the monsters

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Oct 22 2012 02:04pm
mfw 90 pinggel 40%ot shaftolok


This post was edited by SummertimeClothes on Oct 22 2012 02:04pm
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Oct 22 2012 02:11pm
1. Продолжение приключений
междуяхтовых сражений
началось в день после бури,
Так я встретил свой фрегат.

Пусть узнают гости моря
всё владычество пирата,
Кто владеет всем морем,
настоящий тот пират.

Грохот пушек, свист кортечи,
Начат бой внезапной встречей.
Звон металла пуль и саблей,
Так идет смертельный бой.

Повстречались два фрегата
в синеве морского ада.
Наш пиратский корабль
обернулся вам бедой.

Наш пиратский корабль
обернулся вам бедой, вам бедой.

Припев: Не самалийский,
И не карибский,
А я российский новый пират.
И не бразильский,
И не индийский,
А я российский новый пират.
Да, я такой новый пират.

2. Появилось к нам из моря
Вдруг чудовище морское,
За корабль наш вцепился
Вдруг гигантский осьминог.

Он выкидывал всех за борт
И пилил всю нашу яхту.
Так фрегат развалился
И ушел совсем на дно.

Но команда уцелела,
добралась на местный остров,
где построила корабль,
по-прочнее и мощней.

И отправились мы в море
И нашли мы осьминога.
Расстреляли из пушек
до самих его мощей.

3. В интернете, как на море,
Нас качают, мы качаем.
И права свои качаем
На беспалубных судах.

Если что-то сочинил ты
или что-то ты придумал,
Свое авторское право,
Держишь ты в своих руках.

Словно ноги осьминога
Душит авторское право,
Называя, как на море,
Нарушителя - пират.

У пиратов как у граждан
Тоже есть свои законы,
Наказанию также
никто будет и не рад.
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