i hate when this happens. i get really behind on writing blogs sometimes then i get all stressed out and rushed to try to make sure i have them written and in the cue in time for appropriate activation. now here i am with the lovely syren de mer who is amazing and awesome to anally sex it up with and i want to write her a blog expressing her greatness and all i can think of is “syren de mer and i had sex for ffdgf.com today and it was in her butt and it was awesome”. hot damn was that a run on sentence or what!?!?!?!? i also have been really into doing the dual blog thing lately where i am like, this girl is awesome to bang, check out her butthole. while at the same time i am like, lets talk about tacos or how much i hate the jews. i don’t actually hate the jews. i am a jew and part of being a jew is necessary self deprecation. seriously… if i didn’t do it they would take my jew card away and not allow me to come to the meetings anymore. i also have my own private bank that the jew council will condemn and shortly after destroy. there are some other things you must do every year in order to keep your jew card, high credit score, and bank full of secret jew gold. you must see your grandmother once every three months and let her complain to you about EVERYTHING. you must eat at least 6 bagels a year. you must also get “so drunk you can’t tell the difference between good and evil” twice a year. that last one is absolutely true. direct quote from the bible or torah or whatever. we have two holidays where we are required by jewish law to get that drunk. #jewpower!!!!