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Sep 25 2014 07:05am
Quote (tevetavamultija @ Sep 25 2014 02:52pm)
Milyen elbaszott emberek vannak edes istenem
Es ha belegondolok h senee sajat bevallasa szerint meg csak nem is egy ilyen csaladnak a 'termeke'

My father forced me to watch him and my step mom have sex when I was 6....
Jarabeket is valahogy igy kepzelem el 40evesen. Aztan ha a fattya ellenkezik akkor megfojtogatja kicsit

Cousin 1 is a woman. Cousin 1 wants to fuck cousin 2. Cousin 2 is a man. Cousin 2 wants to fuck cousin 3. Cousin 3 is a man. Cousin 3 is me. Cousin 3 wants no part in any of this.

My ~13 year old niece apparently has/had an addiction to giving oral sex to her families bulldog.

Ez se rossz


I did not read them. It was enough that he also confessed to me at one point when he was on his death bed and going delirious from cancer that he had a dildo and needed me to hide it from my mom so she didn't find it when he died. GO DADS! It was a weirdly hilarious and horrifying time.
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Sep 25 2014 07:11am
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I did not read them. It was enough that he also confessed to me at one point when he was on his death bed and going delirious from cancer that he had a dildo and needed me to hide it from my mom so she didn't find it when he died. GO DADS! It was a weirdly hilarious and horrifying time.


amúgy miért olvasol ilyeneket?
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Sep 25 2014 07:16am
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amúgy miért olvasol ilyeneket?


My oldest brother told me as an adult that when he was 16 and I was 3, he used to make me take showers with him and touch his dick. I don't remember it at all, and really wish he just wouldn't have told me.
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amúgy miért olvasol ilyeneket?


Hatha igy konnyebb lesz feldolgozni amit mate tett :(((
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Sep 25 2014 07:23am
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Hatha igy konnyebb lesz feldolgozni amit mate tett :(((



Ertelmes csalad lehet ez is

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My sibling and I are pretty sure that my dad killed my mom.
It wasn't necessarily murder, but he was negligent at best. She had symptoms of a heart attack early in the morning, but he refused to call 911 (we didn't know anything about it or we'd have called, obvi). Then when he finally DID call around midnight because she was no longer breathing, he gave the dispatcher the wrong address, so the ambulance didn't know where to respond. She finally got to the hospital around 3, but she was long gone by that time.
Then, just to make it really special, we found out that he'd been having an affair for YEARS and married the woman almost as soon as our mom was buried. He talked us out of an autopsy at the time, and because she'd been pretty sick before her death, her doctor didn't request one, so we'll never know whether she had a heart attack and he was just a negligent idiot or if he took more of an active role in her death.
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Sep 25 2014 07:24am
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Ertelmes csalad lehet ez is

porkadilly
220 pontok 9 hours ago
My sibling and I are pretty sure that my dad killed my mom.
It wasn't necessarily murder, but he was negligent at best. She had symptoms of a heart attack early in the morning, but he refused to call 911 (we didn't know anything about it or we'd have called, obvi). Then when he finally DID call around midnight because she was no longer breathing, he gave the dispatcher the wrong address, so the ambulance didn't know where to respond. She finally got to the hospital around 3, but she was long gone by that time.
Then, just to make it really special, we found out that he'd been having an affair for YEARS and married the woman almost as soon as our mom was buried. He talked us out of an autopsy at the time, and because she'd been pretty sick before her death, her doctor didn't request one, so we'll never know whether she had a heart attack and he was just a negligent idiot or if he took more of an active role in her death.


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Sep 25 2014 07:25am
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ayy


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Sep 25 2014 07:30am
Haver felhív, aki intézte nekem a melót. Megkérdezi, hogy felhívtak-e már a hr-től. Mondom még nem, miért? Tudja, hogy felvettek-e, röhögve mondja, hogy nem mondja meg, de mindjárt fel fognak hívni.

Azt hiszem vagy eltanulta a pikírt humoromat, vagy felvettek.

tfw kollégának lenni Gurkeval.

Azt hiszem megleszek neki, de nem fogom könnyen adni magam.



bebaszna, hogy felhívna a hr, hogy sajnálják, de nincs meg :DDDD
De nem nézem ki mátéból...

This post was edited by CyberPunk666 on Sep 25 2014 07:31am
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Haver felhív, aki intézte nekem a melót. Megkérdezi, hogy felhívtak-e már a hr-től. Mondom még nem, miért? Tudja, hogy felvettek-e, röhögve mondja, hogy nem mondja meg, de mindjárt fel fognak hívni.

Azt hiszem vagy eltanulta a pikírt humoromat, vagy felvettek.

tfw kollégának lenni Gurkeval.

Azt hiszem megleszek neki, de nem fogom könnyen adni magam.


elsején tali canteenban fél 12kor!
nn kés

ja de akkor oktatásokon leszel
mindegy, majd talizunk

This post was edited by xGurke on Sep 25 2014 07:32am
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Sep 25 2014 07:34am
Mivan mar mindenki a nemeteknek dolgozik?
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