Quote (putincykavodka @ 13 Oct 2014 03:17)
Nemrossz, tfwmfw kb ilyesmi lesz a jsps leendo szulok nagyresze is
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j0zdu/whats_something_your_parents_always_believed_in/ My mom believes that playing evil games or watching scary movies will bring demons into the house. She also believes that people put AIDS into ketchup dispensers at fast food joints and that if you eat too much popcorn you'll get popcorn lung. Oh, and she also believes that the government puts RFID chips into vaccine shots so that they can track everything you do, all in an effort to bring about the antichrist.
Vannak meg jok
When I had my first child, my Meximother told me to not sleep with her in my bed.
I told her yeah yeah, I know, I could roll over and smother her. I read about it Mom. NO SHE SAYS.
"Nnnoooo the tapeworms in your tripas (Spanish for intestines) crawl out of your culo (butt hole in español) and INTO baby culo. I'm sorry mijo (son) but that's how you got baby diarrhea when I let you sleep with me that one time you was a baby".