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Aug 4 2014 01:26pm
Quote (noobok_vagytok @ Aug 3 2014 04:42pm)
eloszor vicceskepekvideokba akartam de aztan rajottem, hogy az utolso x oldalon csak vanek, senee, laci kombo van szoval inkabb elhagytam minnel hamarabb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc


ere's my story of being grape fruited--- literally, 10 minutes ago. So, I found this video and cracked up about it. I emailed it to my gf because I thought she'd find it funny, which she did. However, it got her curious--- "Do you think that'd feel good?"; she was eager to try this out on me, and I naturally agreed. We put on some "sex music" from youtube... forgot to do the rolly thing to make it juicy first, don't know if that mattered... anyway, it was just so goofy and I wanted to laugh, but tried to suck it up and get in the mood, which we did with some foreplay and I tried to forget about the big elephant in the room, aka the grape fruit with a cock hole in it that I was soon to be fucking. So---- we didnt take her advice and use the blind fold.. and it was a bad idea. when I saw my gf walk over with a grape fruit and proceed to put it on my wang, I almost cracked up laughing right there. We both felt a little silly about the entire situation. However, I didnt want to be rude wile my gf was trying to do something special for me so I sucked it up. Now--- if I was blind folded and didnt know what was coming, it could have been more erotic, but even with my eyes closed-- knowing its a grape fruit-- was totally distracting. It came on cold and a little rigged. It didn't feel like sex & bj at same time, because the temperature and jagged feeling of the rough areas of the grape fruit were a little abrasive. However, I had a small grape fruit and it wasnt the juiciest, plus I might have cut it too close tot he edges + didnt do the rolly thing to make it juicy. Maybe we could have done it better. I am not sure if my girl has the technique down like Angel was doing either--- most girls are not experts at grape fruit blow jobs.... At a few points, once it warmed up around me and I took my mind off of it it did feel really good. The friction of that with some head is a lot of sensation. All went down hill when I ended up opening my eyes to take a peek, and saw my gf bobbing her head up and down, twisting a grape fruit on my cock and I fucking lost it. The "sex music" we were listening too also had this weird Indian chanting come on out of nowhere which totally wrecked my train of thought, and with seeing that + the chanting I laughed so fucking hard I literally couldnt stop and cried, and she did too. It was such a hilarious and awkward moment I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life. I totally lost my hard on and it took us like 5 minutes to recover from cracking up like that. We deicded to put away the grape fruit, and even though it kind of "failed' us, we agreed that it was so funny what happened we don't regret trying it. I then proceeded to F her brains out, grape fruit free. The end -- PS, maybe if we did things different it could have been a more pleasureful experience, like if she surprised me and blind folded me like Angel said.
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Aug 4 2014 01:27pm
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wow :D
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Aug 4 2014 01:28pm
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soha nem értettem az olyan embereket akik ilyet v mondjuk egy meztelen csajt kiraknak háttérképnek
nem ciki kicsit ha mondjuk valaki bejön, ránéz a monitorra, és ezt látja?
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Aug 4 2014 01:42pm
Quote (MarcusD @ Aug 4 2014 08:28pm)
soha nem értettem az olyan embereket akik ilyet v mondjuk egy meztelen csajt kiraknak háttérképnek
nem ciki kicsit ha mondjuk valaki bejön, ránéz a monitorra, és ezt látja?


nem
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Aug 4 2014 01:50pm
Quote (josheide @ 4 Aug 2014 20:27)
wow :D


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Aug 4 2014 02:23pm
Quote (Karan2_Returned @ 4 Aug 2014 19:52)
Mac van, nem lehet (legalabbis nem tudom hogy) ugy kirakni több ablakot hogy teljesen betöltsek a kepernyöt, ugyhogy mindig latok belöle valamit.


jó, az mondjuk tényleg háttérkép bámulásra való
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Aug 4 2014 02:25pm
Quote (Anarkin @ 4 Aug 2014 22:23)
jó, az mondjuk tényleg háttérkép bámulásra való


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Aug 4 2014 03:44pm



EZ EGY KIBASZOTT PÓKPETE??!??!
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Aug 4 2014 03:44pm
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EZ EGY KIBASZOTT PÓKPETE??!??!


nem, ez anyukád))
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Aug 4 2014 04:10pm
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EZ EGY KIBASZOTT PÓKPETE??!??!


ne fényképezd hanem nyírd ki
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