HungAry is a small and unimportant country situated in eastern europe, although some hungarian faggotts keep saying that it is located in central europe, but that's deifinitely false since there is only northern europe, western europe, southern europe and estearn europe, and there is no part called "central europe". Probably the reason for this is the fast that eastern europe really sucks (ukraine, moldavia, belorus, romania .. now you should get it), and they don't want their country to belong to that group. However their arguments are pointless since hungary sucks too. It doesn't even have a sea for example. The country's capital city is Budapest which has a population of around 2 million and is often merged with Bucharest, the capital of Romania, since both of these cities are shitty, and no one cares about one or two different letters. Hungary is also member of the Jewnopian Union and the NATO.
It is inhabitated by hungarians, but also invaded by gipsyes although usually there is not too much difference between hungarians and gipsies. Hungarians speak by making disgusting sounds, burping and saying 27 letters in two seconds, which makes hungarian the most disgusting language of all time, seriously. Hungarians have been chillin in the Carpathian Basin for more than 1100 years without doing anything important, but what could you do if your country is small as fuck, poor as fuck, invaded by gypsies and jews therefore the number of neonazis is growing increadibly fast and have politicans who just lie to win the elections and than steals the country's money.

Hungary is one of the thirty most popular tourist destinations of the world, attracting 8.6 million tourists a year, which proves that people are willing to travel just to watch shitty things. The country is home to the largest thermal water cave system and the second largest thermal lake in the world (Lake Hévíz), the largest lake in Central Europe (Lake Balaton), and the largest natural grasslands in Europe (Hortobágy). Unluckily the thermal waters are frequently visited by old people who shit and piss in the water, balaton is full of gypsies and there is nothing but cows in Hortobágy.

I know this feel.

azért ezen nevettem

olvasom :DDD

Nem értem hogyan hivatkozhat a Balaton helyszínénél Közép-Európára, amikor fent tüzetesen leírja, hogy hát olyan herp derp nincs.

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In the fourth and 5th centuries AD, the Hungarians moved to the west of the Ural Mountains to the area between the southern Ural Mountains and the Volga River known as Bashkiria and Perm Krai (totally noname shits), since they were searching more food for they horses. This was very important, because without horses there would have been no horse porn, on which the ancient Hungarian culture was based.

de amúgy vicces

mellesleg a central european time is létező időzóna, tehát ezek szerint van közép európai régió is
mondjuk néha én sem tudom hogy inkább kelet európához vagy a balkánhoz tartozunk-e (és ez köszönhető részben a rengeteg cigánynak is amire a cikk hivatkozik)

ez egy teljesen komoly irás