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Quote (farki @ 16 Nov 2009 22:05)
FIGYELEM!


BME-VEL KAPCSOLATOS HOZZÁSZÓLÁS!
AKIT NEM ÉRDEKEL, NE OLVASSA EL



Orosz László [fizika] aranyköpései

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Én jövőre tuti bejárok hozzá pedig megbasznak majd mint a szart fizikából de kíváncsi vagyok a beszólásaira.
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Quote (Vismajor @ 4 Dec 2009 19:37)
wat


Beszarik álmába... :omg:
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Quote (Vismajor @ Dec 4 2009 08:37pm)
wat


Quote (lacketto @ Dec 4 2009 08:56pm)
Beszarik álmába... :omg:


ya
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Harry Pottert ismerőknek:

I dunno about Fluffy, but three heads sounds good.

I need to learn Occlumency cause I cant get you out of my head

fancy a swish and maybe a flick?

Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.

you'll be walking like crookshanks when I'm finished with you.

I don’t need a map for marauding YOUR castle...I know where both the secret passageways are.

They call me the deatheater. I eat you out and you die of happiness.

They call me the summoning charm. Everyone comes under my spell.

Bet you're hungering for my horntail.

I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work.

My name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

I'm just like Oliver Wood baby... I'm a keeper.

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.

If you bend over, my hippogriff will be most pleased.

Me and Firenze have something in common. We're both hung like horses.

I'll see thestrals after tonight, cos it'll be like you died and went to heaven.

I'm gonna need some gillyweed cos I plan on going down in your Great Lake all night long.

Love, you can blast the end of my skrewt any day.

God knows what kind of bone I'd grow if YOU fed me some skele-gro.

I looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.

Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.

I'd take a bludger to get my hands on your golden snitch.

I'd love to alohamora those legs.

Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

Before me and my last girlf used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.

I'd tap that like the Whomping Willow.

Baby you must be a Grindylow cos you're makin me wet.

Grab your cloak, you've pulled.

Come with me to the Great Hall and I'll give you a good sorting.

I'd love to Slytherin you.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

I like it the way I like my butterbeer, warm and slippery.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Accio all your clothes baby.

They call me Ollivander cos I've such good wand control.

Girl I wanna make you bounce like a chocolate frog.

Hey Hufflepuff, how about a huffleblow?

I may not be a Weasley but I do have ginger pubes, wanna see?

They call me Firewhiskey cos I'm so hot inside you.

Honey I wanna take you up your Diagon Alley.

You know before she met me, Moaning Myrtle was just called Myrtle.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Baby, hold my wand and say aguamenti.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

I've been stroking Mrs. Norris thinkin bout you.

This post was edited by beni on Dec 8 2009 08:42am
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Dec 8 2009 08:44am
Quote (beni @ Dec 8 2009 04:42pm)
Harry Pottert ismerőknek:

I dunno about Fluffy, but three heads sounds good.

I need to learn Occlumency cause I cant get you out of my head

fancy a swish and maybe a flick?

Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.

you'll be walking like crookshanks when I'm finished with you.

I don’t need a map for marauding YOUR castle...I know where both the secret passageways are.

They call me the deatheater. I eat you out and you die of happiness.

They call me the summoning charm. Everyone comes under my spell.

Bet you're hungering for my horntail.

I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work.

My name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

I'm just like Oliver Wood baby... I'm a keeper.

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.

If you bend over, my hippogriff will be most pleased.

Me and Firenze have something in common. We're both hung like horses.

I'll see thestrals after tonight, cos it'll be like you died and went to heaven.

I'm gonna need some gillyweed cos I plan on going down in your Great Lake all night long.

Love, you can blast the end of my skrewt any day.

God knows what kind of bone I'd grow if YOU fed me some skele-gro.

I looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.

Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.

I'd take a bludger to get my hands on your golden snitch.

I'd love to alohamora those legs.

Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

Before me and my last girlf used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.

I'd tap that like the Whomping Willow.

Baby you must be a Grindylow cos you're makin me wet.

Grab your cloak, you've pulled.

Come with me to the Great Hall and I'll give you a good sorting.

I'd love to Slytherin you.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

I like it the way I like my butterbeer, warm and slippery.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Accio all your clothes baby.

They call me Ollivander cos I've such good wand control.

Girl I wanna make you bounce like a chocolate frog.

Hey Hufflepuff, how about a huffleblow?

I may not be a Weasley but I do have ginger pubes, wanna see?

They call me Firewhiskey cos I'm so hot inside you.

Honey I wanna take you up your Diagon Alley.

You know before she met me, Moaning Myrtle was just called Myrtle.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Baby, hold my wand and say aguamenti.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

I've been stroking Mrs. Norris thinkin bout you.


nem ismerem hp-t :(
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Dec 8 2009 08:44am
Miért temetkeztek az ősi indiánok a hegyoldalba?
- Mert ott a temető

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Dec 8 2009 08:54am
Quote (Imdeth @ 4 Dec 2009 20:48)
Én jövőre tuti bejárok hozzá pedig megbasznak majd mint a szart fizikából de kíváncsi vagyok a beszólásaira.


énis megyek!
megmég jöjjön valami haver, ésakkor majd eljárunk mint laikus faszszopó menedzserek meg bölcsészek, és jól érezzük magunkat!
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Dec 8 2009 11:24am
Quote (beni @ 8 Dec 2009 16:42)
Harry Pottert ismerőknek:

I dunno about Fluffy, but three heads sounds good.

I need to learn Occlumency cause I cant get you out of my head

fancy a swish and maybe a flick?

Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.

you'll be walking like crookshanks when I'm finished with you.

I don’t need a map for marauding YOUR castle...I know where both the secret passageways are.

They call me the deatheater. I eat you out and you die of happiness.

They call me the summoning charm. Everyone comes under my spell.

Bet you're hungering for my horntail.

I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work.

My name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

I'm just like Oliver Wood baby... I'm a keeper.

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.

If you bend over, my hippogriff will be most pleased.

Me and Firenze have something in common. We're both hung like horses.

I'll see thestrals after tonight, cos it'll be like you died and went to heaven.

I'm gonna need some gillyweed cos I plan on going down in your Great Lake all night long.

Love, you can blast the end of my skrewt any day.

God knows what kind of bone I'd grow if YOU fed me some skele-gro.

I looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.

Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.

I'd take a bludger to get my hands on your golden snitch.

I'd love to alohamora those legs.

Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

Before me and my last girlf used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.

I'd tap that like the Whomping Willow.

Baby you must be a Grindylow cos you're makin me wet.

Grab your cloak, you've pulled.

Come with me to the Great Hall and I'll give you a good sorting.

I'd love to Slytherin you.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

I like it the way I like my butterbeer, warm and slippery.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Accio all your clothes baby.

They call me Ollivander cos I've such good wand control.

Girl I wanna make you bounce like a chocolate frog.

Hey Hufflepuff, how about a huffleblow?

I may not be a Weasley but I do have ginger pubes, wanna see?

They call me Firewhiskey cos I'm so hot inside you.

Honey I wanna take you up your Diagon Alley.

You know before she met me, Moaning Myrtle was just called Myrtle.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Baby, hold my wand and say aguamenti.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

I've been stroking Mrs. Norris thinkin bout you.


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Dec 8 2009 11:25am
Quote (lacketto @ Dec 4 2009 07:56pm)
Beszarik álmába... :omg:


-Ez miért baj?
-Az, hogy 8kor kelek.

-Ez miért baj?
-Az, hogy 8kor kelek.

-Ez miért baj?
-Az, hogy 8kor kelek.

-Ez miért baj?
-Az, hogy 8kor kelek.

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Dec 8 2009 11:27am
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