Quote (Cpt_Ghost @ 1 Jan 2014 22:44)
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Greetings, my children. Please take your seats for the first Mass of the Church of Taeja.
Blessed be Taeja: Marine, Marauder and Holy Ghosts. And Blessed be his Command Center, now and forever. Amen
Today we read from the Book of Flash.
"For Taeja so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not GG but have eternally high MMR" - Flash 3:16
A moving passage from the holy scripture. We all know this story, my children. Through Taeja's son, Billy the Marine, born unto this world by the virgin barracks of Polt in WCS NA, there is always joy in this world. He is our savior and through him all good build orders come to fruition. Through him we can ward off the temptations of Protoss and their wicked Oracles and Dark Templar.
Let us pray...
Taeja, who art in Korea, hallowed be thy timing. Thy 3rd CC come, thy +2 be done, on ladder as it is in IEM. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our BM as we forgive those who BM against us. Lead us not into all ins, but deliver us from protoss. For thine is the command center, the stim, and the glory for Earth. Amen.
In nomine marinus, Maeandri, et Spiritus Sancti. (In the name of the Marines, Marauders, and Holy Ghosts). Peace be with you, my children.