Quote (BmA_BeMyAngel @ 12 Mar 2012 17:06)
A friend of a friend had a crush on a waitress at the local Vietnamese place near their college. After frequenting the restaurant for several months and flirting with her relentlessly he finally got the courage to ask her out. She said yes and told him that she got off at 11 and to come back and pick her up.
They end up going out to a bar after her shift ended and having a couple of drinks. She was being a bit more aggressive than he was but he was totally willing to go with it. They went back to her place and started fooling around. Eventually things escalated and they were naked in her bed. After a few minutes of heavy petting she told him she wanted to do something a little more fun, so she reached under her bed and pulled out a big box of sex toys. Dildos, vibrators, harnesses, you name it this girl had it. She rustles around in the box for a moment and then pulls out a string of anal beads and instructs this guy to get on all fours. He doesn't want to say no because he's been hounding this girl for months but he wasn’t exactly comfortable with this idea; he ends up complying and she starts lubing up the beads.
According to him the beads go in easy enough and are surprisingly not that painful. Once all the beads were in this chick starts rubbing his dick and balls with one hand and then suddenly with the other hand rips out the anal beads as if she were trying to start a chainsaw. The pain was bad he said, but what was worst is when she ripped them out he lost complete control of his bowels and shat all over her bed.
He turned around and looked at her, mortified, and when he opened his mouth to apologize she just looked him straight in the eyes and said "Fuck me. Fuck me in the shit" while pointing at the mess. He grabbed his clothes as quickly as he could and ran the fuck out of there.
He never went back to that restaurant again.
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