most sikerült. rohadékkurvatelibebaszottanyjukat-

most meg kalapálnak ezek a szájjonbaszott munkások, de mintha az anyjuk élete múlna rajta. eddig nem dolgoztak ilyen serényen, most meg szünet nélkül vmelyik üti és visszahangzik itt mindenfele. nem tudok visszaaludni.


This post was edited by zsansaccount on Jan 30 2012 01:40am

elfaradtam

hát basszameg én is. jó lett volna visszaaludni.

csináltatott valaki mostanában vagy a közelmúltban tetoválást?

Very well here is my tale of disgust and woe,
I went out to check cows after being on a trip for a few days and i find a cow that is laying down and appears to be exhausted. As i get closer i see that shes trying to have a calf but there's a problem, the calf's hooves are pointed up meaning that the calf is coming out backwards. Now i go get my dad to help pull this calf because the cow obviously cant do it on her own. well we get back up to her and try to rope her but she turns her hed at the last minute and we catch her around the ears. this spooks her and she gets up and runs off. well we spend about two hours trying to find the damn thing and when we finally do shes down in the bottom of a valley. well we finally get down to her get and get her tied to a tree, its about this time that we realize that we cant find the calf puller so we have to make do with a length of chain and a single D-handle case god forbid we could find the other one. well we are at this for about 4 hours (during which time i have been fallen on, stepped on, shit on, and kicked numerous times) before we decided to get the cable winch. Now keep in mind this is about 10 O'clock at night and its about 35 degrees and were trying to bull this calf with a piece of equipment used to pull cars. now we finally got the wench attached to the calf and proceeded to start wrenching this thing out of the cow. now i should point out that it has become readily apparent that the calf is dead, the smell alone would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. well after the calf was about half way out i heard a ripping sound as the calf started to rip in half spilling guts and viscera everywhere. now i run up and grab the thing in hopes that i can keep the spine together but right as i get my arms around it the damn thing explodes covering me in bits of rotting calf and knocking me over. then to top it all of i look over and see the front half of the calf disappear inside the cow. its at this time that the cow decides its had enough and falls over and we can get her to stand back up. Now we have to get whats left of the calf out of the cow and it was decided that the person with the longest arms would try and get it out and wouldnt you know it that person happened to be me. so i roll up my sleeve and go in and just as i get in up to my shoulder and can feel the calf with the tips of my fingers the cow has a contraction that pulls my shoulder out of socket. now i dont know if you know what a contraction feels like but its one of the strongest muscle movements in the body and i just experienced one from a 1200 pound animal needless to say it hurt. fell after popping my shoulder back in i go in again and this time i get sprayed with a mix of rotted amniotic fluid laced with blood and the cow takes a shit on me. Its now i discover that the last contraction has moved the calf out of reach and we cant get it out so after 10 hours of works and much misery and suffering i hade to shoot the damn thing meaning that after that whole mess id lost about 1500 dollars. i was pissed


tl;dr

szerintem jó lett a jsp ikonja, nem tudom miért ment a qq

milyen ikon

60%-al nem lathatod nyomorek

ilyet én miért nem látok



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