I worked on a custody dispute between a mother and grandmother, where both sides were absolutely outraged by the others' claims.
The mother was very upset that she was alleged to have been a stripper. "I was a prostitute, but I was NEVER a stripper!"
The grandmother in return, was furious that she was alleged to have 21 cats in her 2-bedroom apartment. "We only have 17 cats! How DARE she flat-out lie and say that we have 21 cats."
The child ended up living with the father in a different state.