Quote (bbaallaaggee @ Jan 5 2012 07:21pm)
Last year me and my girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, I went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit me. I was really happy to see her so I decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and I always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. It was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So a year later, I have gonorrhea of the mouth and have never spoken to that slut since.
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