Quote (Smat @ 12 Jul 2012 10:43)
Béről:
>be 20
>start talking to a fifteen year old chick because fuck the police
>she is constantly talking about how horny she is
>I suggest she masturbate.
>This is all over the phone btw
>mfw she actually does start to masturbate
>can't stick fingers in because it hurts (never masturbated or had sex before)
>she figures it out and cums loud and hard
>she suddenly gets all quiet and says oh shit
>I ask her what is wrong and she says "my nose started to bleed."
>I lol my balls off
>/b/