Pakolok mert hajnalban indulok, de majd utána mehet 1-2!

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Van egy csaj hírtvben, 35 év körüli, régen ilyen too ugly wouldntbang kövér volt, lefogyott és 8/10 god tier testű top nő lett belőle. Így semmi csodadiéta, por , fogyasztószer vagy ilyen szarok csak simán elkezdett sportolni és nem zabált ész nélkül.

Asszed kep nelkul elhisszuk ?

>Go home for the holidays.
>Used to be fat as fat ass, have since lost 90lbs and started building muscle.
>See best friend from high school.
>She found my 90lbs and then some. She’s pushing 300 easy.
>She still wears the same clothes she used to when she was thin, so her giant round white belly is constantly falling out of the bottom of her shirts.
>Constantly talks to me about wanting to lose weight.
>Try to offer advice.
>”But Anon, counting calories is just so hard. I can’t do that AND go to school. Aren’t there just some easy tricks you can teach me?”
>areyouforreal? Suggest water instead of soda and fruits and veggies for snacks, no junk/fast food.
>She complains that’s too expensive, and she already gets a Jamba Juice every day, so that’s all her fruits.
>wat
>Change subject. Start talking about local hang outs. I tell a funny story about a guy trying to hit on me and failing hilariously.
>”Really, Anon? I think that place has really calmed down about that. I haven’t gotten hit on in years.”
>pokerface
>Change subject again. She asks me about where I shop since she likes my dress.
>Tell her I get all my clothes at Ross because they’re cheap.
>”Oh, Ross where you live must be better then here. I can never find anything there at all.”
>That’s because you have to shop in the granny XXL size 20 section and I get to buy the size 4 designer dresses… Manage to hold that in from saying it out loud.
>Manage to find a subject that has nothing to do with weight. Rest of visit is pleasant.

imo Al Bundy fat sories a legjobb