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lolll ^^

Ez nagyon nagy

A doctor was addressing a large audience. "Red meat is bad for you. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets are disastrous. No one knows the long-term effect of germs in our drinking water. But one food is the most dangerous of all and I bet every one of you has eaten it at least once. Can anyone tell me which food causes the most grief for years after you eat it?" An old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said, "Is it wedding cake?"

XDDD

-miért minusz öt a legjobb gyógyszer?
-mert az egyből hat.

-meg tudná mondani durván, mennyi pénz van a bankszámlámin?
-20.000 bazdmeg!

-mi az a speciális eszköz amivel át lehet látni a betonfalon?
-ablak.

-melyik az a baromfiállat, amelyiknek nyomása,ellenállása, és fázisszöge van ?
-Bar-Ohm-Fi

Az angol a cigány és a magyar beszélget.
A magyar megszólal:
- Be fogtok sz*rni,van nálam egy stukker.
Mire az angol:
- Be fogtok sz*rni,van nálam egy gépfegyver.
Erre a cigány:
- Be fogtok sz*rni,mert nálam van a WC kulcsa.


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Piszok jó csaj, világbajnok cicikkel gyalogol az utcán. Karján ül a kis ölebje, a világbajnok cicikre hajtva fejecskéjét. Csorog a nyála a srácoknak. Az egyik be is szól:
- Apám, de cserélnék azzal a kutyával!
- Biztos? - kérdi a csaj. - Heréltetni viszem...


Szól az orvos vizsgálat után a beteghez:
- Ica néni, az a helyzet, hogy el kell távolítani a szívéről a daganatot, és be is írom önt műtétre. Ne pityeregjen, minden rendben lesz, elaltatjuk önt.
- Nem az a baj, doktor úr, csak úgy a szívemhez nőtt!

This post was edited by Baleee on Jun 17 2008 01:34pm

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise
coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about
as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the
closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please,
go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the
kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.
She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

Two hippies talk:
- Where are you?
- I'm in the room.
- Which room?
- Mushroom.

hahahahaha