i’m in australia. i am appearing at sexpo. that was fun. when doing some interviews someone told me to check out the opera bar or bar opera or some shit like that. it was next to the opera house that is super famous here in sydney australia. now… beautiful as the scenery was, this was the worst food i have ever eaten in my life. i rather have someone with dysentery shit into my eyes while i am forced to listen to hanson on repeat and sing creed. i rather lick the inside of a glory hole than have any of this bullshit excuse for “food” enter my mouth ever again. i rather send dick pics to my rabbi. everything about this “restaurant” is horrible. the system of ordering was stupid. you went to a bar and told them what you wanted. then they stared at you when you said you haven’t chosen your seat yet. after that you are given a number and forced to wait for a hour before a server comes over and bitches at you for not telling them where you’re sitting EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY TOLD 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! then the food. oh my god the “food”. it was so bad. my steak tasted like salt that someone pissed meat juice on. it was so bad. the brussel sprouts were literally burnt to ashes. the risotto was actual soup. the pizza was basically grease on a cracker…. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP PIZZA!!!!!???? uggggg horrible. we actually had to leave and go to a different restaurant while i cursed their very existence and took off my pant. hands down the most god awful eatery in the existence of the universe.
ambiance was nice though