Queue with 2 friends, we're all 1600+, we get 2x 1500's

I get stuck bot with dg, hatchet blacksmith 0 support, purposely doesn't use stuns or slows for anything but kill steals, constantly talking shit about how bad I am

Brown demands mid, feeds courier bottle to scout mid, thinks scout must be a maphacker

Then dg and brown both wont kick each other and both wont concede, game drags out for 50 minutes

1600+ get in team with 1500s and complain

when i solo q 1950+ i get in team with 4 1650 lowlife turds against a 4 man 1900+ stack

wow sounds like u are just no good enough carry

or maybe i just dont give a shit about public

who the fuck can be arsed to sit and tryhard pick ophelia+tdl+bubbles+insert any decent mid hero+insert any decent support hero every single fucking game?

95% of all the ap game i play i roll the big dice and 90% of those games i roll a stupid/useless/boring hero
hammerstorm ( big melee creep with a stun )
tremble ( big melee creep )
blitz ( big range creep with a stun )
and other shitty garbage heroes


oh man almost tempted of writing an essay about the typical 1900+ pub game

do it esse, i might read it when bored

you got klopped