I won't release the name just yet, don't ask me why.
The account is currently at 1662mmr with 157games played (54% win) - I know what a scrub
This account has been active since beta (the account was purchased 9/15/2009)
comes with:
over 2k coins (silver)
access to all heroes (except EA)
multiple alternate avatars (kraken, magmus, both trees)
let me know the offers!