Without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong, my dick is having guts for lunch
As well as supper, then I'll rummage through a ruptured cunt
Found the mustard, fucking nosy neighbors know that something's up
Whatcha doing? Nothing much, would shout some other stuff
Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us