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sup bros.
been a while since i played, i kno. been busy as fuk with school n worried bout exams n shit. long story short, last semesetr i decided 2 smoke weed, fuck bitchz, get drunk, n gamble @ da casino insted of focusin on school. i waz all worried n shit dat i wud fail my courses, but turns out i got all A's neway. all dese chinese pussies so jealouZ of me cuz i can fuck their women, drink their beer, and then kick their asses on exams without even tryin. i guess dats wut havin iq of ova 150 will do 4 u. neway, feelin prty happy bout my exam results 2day, i decided 2 log on n play a game on my super secret smurf. pls b warned that if u try to whisper or friend request me on dis account, u will b promptly ignored! here's how da game went down:
1) i pick magmus cuz i just got da sick alt avatar
2) my bro rykon gets pebbles 2 solo mid
3) i go solo bot cuz sum retard randomed wb
4) i get put up against 2 range in pyro and tort. wat the fuk is dis?
5) i rape dese kids bot in CS despite bein melee n havin no base armor.
6) wb is 2 dumb 2 forest alone so he comes 2 my lane 2 leech xp. i aint happy bout dat bros
7) bot lane goes n ganks wb bout 5 times, n meanwhile he cries n shit cuz i aint call miss. i ignore dat pussy n keep doin my thing
8) me n my bro rykon clean up da legion team several times, includin a sick hatrick @ mid cuz my ultis n stuns r so precise
9) team BKR gets mad at me n rykon cuz we stylin on em
10) with my 400 gpm i try 2 get myself spellshards delivered by da courier, but voodoo unsharesme n refuses 2 give em 2 me
11) my bro rykon, bein a jeanius like me, gets da courier killed n i get my item
12) i report voodoo 4 griefin n he gets a 2 wk suspension
13) i go on 2 win da game with rykon prty much alone
dat just goes 2 show bros. never try 2 outsmart or grief ~badkarma. it dusnt work
This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Jan 27 2011 11:14am