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Nov 21 2010 03:16pm
Match 20895965

pretty typical match 4 me. let me recap da events of da match 4 u bros:

1) i pick my worst hero (gauntlet) n go mid lane. i always like a challenge u kno?
2) i meet sum ranged retard hero mid (defiler) that doesnt even try 2 get CK but instead just tries 2 harass me outta da lane.
3) i kill da retard 4 harassin me like a retarded child. n then bein a generous person i offer him a deal: he apologies 4 harassin me n i wont kill him nemore.
4) the retard refuses n start QQin.
5) i proceed 2 kill da retard 3 more times b4 he ragequits n goes n plays a 1550+ APEM game 2 make himself feel betta.
6) next, one of my retard teammates (cd) says he dislikes my antics, n goes n intentionally feeds mid
7) i proceed 2 rape every1 of da enemy players includin their tri-hard lane carry .
8) cd realizes dat even if he goes 0-150 i'll still win da game cuz im amazin
9) cd proceeds 2 go emofarm woods cuz da jealousy inside of him is blindin him from playin properly. not every can be a pro like me
10) i kill da enemy team sum more b4 they concede n go cryin on their cells phones 2 their mothers.
11) i report CD n he gets a 2 week suspension 4 intentional feedin n illogical refusal 2 participate in a match.
12) i text sum russian girl whose name i can't even pronounce, n then proceed 2 bang her all night while her ***** ass boyfriend watches, not darin 2 say **** 2 a muscular stud such as myself

n dats all in a days work
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Nov 21 2010 03:29pm
Quote (sMACKTRiCKz @ 21 Nov 2010 22:16)
Match 20895965

pretty typical match 4 me. let me recap da events of da match 4 u bros:

1) i pick my worst hero (gauntlet)  n go mid lane. i always like a challenge u kno?
2) i meet sum ranged retard hero mid (defiler) that doesnt even try 2 get CK but instead just tries 2 harass me outta da lane.
3) i kill da retard 4 harassin me like a retarded child. n then bein a generous person i offer him a deal: he apologies 4 harassin me n i wont kill him nemore.
4) the retard refuses n start QQin.
5) i proceed 2 kill da retard 3 more times b4 he ragequits n goes n plays a 1550+ APEM game 2 make himself feel betta.
6) next, one of my retard teammates (cd)  says he dislikes my antics, n goes n intentionally feeds mid
7) i proceed 2 rape every1 of da enemy players includin their tri-hard lane carry .
8) cd realizes dat even if he goes 0-150 i'll still win da game cuz im amazin
9) cd proceeds 2 go emofarm woods cuz da jealousy inside of him is blindin him from playin properly. not every can be a pro like me
10) i kill da enemy team sum more b4 they concede n go cryin on their cells phones 2 their mothers.
11) i report CD n he gets a 2 week suspension 4 intentional feedin n illogical refusal 2 participate in a match.
12) i text sum russian girl whose name i can't even pronounce, n then proceed 2 bang her all night while her ***** ass boyfriend watches, not darin 2 say **** 2 a muscular stud such as myself

n dats all in a days work


i stopped reading here
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Nov 21 2010 04:20pm
Quote (UndeadGad @ Nov 21 2010 10:29pm)
i stopped reading here




i stopped thinkin ur clan was even remotely capable of winnin dreamhack there.

1st off, u unmannered pik a hero dats considered 2 b autobanned in all high lvl matches.
then, u cry bout spectators bein in vent, like we're really gonna ghost against a trash clan like urs in a scrim with no money on the line
then, u proceeded 2 get trashed in game, and u precious carry fntastic isn't capable of even farmin 200 gold/min.

dat sux bro. n next time dont use dat purple guy. he's even more awful than all ofu , its dats possible

This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Nov 21 2010 04:22pm
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i stopped thinkin ur clan was even remotely capable of winnin dreamhack there.

1st off, u unmannered pik a hero dats considered 2 b autobanned in all high lvl matches.
then, u cry bout spectators bein in vent, like we're really gonna ghost against a trash clan like urs in a scrim with no money on the line
then, u proceeded 2 get trashed in game, and u precious carry fntastic isn't capable of even farmin 200 gold/min.

dat sux bro. n next time dont use dat purple guy. he's even more awful than all ofu , its dats possible


a scrim? what about it?
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Nov 21 2010 06:41pm
I hear english is tough.
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Nov 21 2010 09:00pm
Quote (sMACKTRiCKz @ Nov 21 2010 01:16pm)
Match 20895965

pretty typical match 4 me. let me recap da events of da match 4 u bros:

1) i pick my worst hero (gauntlet)  n go mid lane. i always like a challenge u kno?
2) i meet sum ranged retard hero mid (defiler) that doesnt even try 2 get CK but instead just tries 2 harass me outta da lane.
3) i kill da retard 4 harassin me like a retarded child. n then bein a generous person i offer him a deal: he apologies 4 harassin me n i wont kill him nemore.
4) the retard refuses n start QQin.
5) i proceed 2 kill da retard 3 more times b4 he ragequits n goes n plays a 1550+ APEM game 2 make himself feel betta.
6) next, one of my retard teammates (cd)  says he dislikes my antics, n goes n intentionally feeds mid
7) i proceed 2 rape every1 of da enemy players includin their tri-hard lane carry .
8) cd realizes dat even if he goes 0-150 i'll still win da game cuz im amazin
9) cd proceeds 2 go emofarm woods cuz da jealousy inside of him is blindin him from playin properly. not every can be a pro like me
10) i kill da enemy team sum more b4 they concede n go cryin on their cells phones 2 their mothers.
11) i report CD n he gets a 2 week suspension 4 intentional feedin n illogical refusal 2 participate in a match.
12) i text sum russian girl whose name i can't even pronounce, n then proceed 2 bang her all night while her ***** ass boyfriend watches, not darin 2 say **** 2 a muscular stud such as myself

n dats all in a days work


you smell your own shit outta the toilet dont you
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Nov 21 2010 09:35pm
i watched it all and let me say i am still your number 1 fanboy
do you give lessons?
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Nov 21 2010 09:41pm
Quote (Fallout4321 @ Nov 22 2010 04:00am)
you smell your own shit outta the toilet dont you


ujealouZ bro?

Quote (Phantomking8 @ Nov 22 2010 04:35am)
i watched it all and let me say i am still your number 1 fanboy
do you give lessons?


$100/hr bro. first 2 hours free. mailto: sendwtfpkomg@hotmail.com
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