sup bros,
since every1 on dis forum seem 2 b so raged or inspired by me dat they won't leave me alone, ii thot dat i wud give u a general idea of a typical day in my life. dat way u get 2 kno da man behind da account better. i do it 4 da fans, u kno? don't worry bros, dis is HoN related so it ain't spam.
i wake up round 7 a.m. 2 some bitch in my bed playin with my rock hard pecks. i aint in da mood 4 dis shit n im 2 hungover from da party last nite neway, so i take her ass n throw it outta da 6th story window of my apartment. ppl below r screamin n makin a scene n shit. i just put on my aviators n jump into my ferrarri n hed 2 da gym.
i get there n all these ladies walkin up 2 me askin 2 feel my biceps while their pussy boyfriends don't dare say shit. i go 2 da bench press n start doin my usual weight n reps. soon ppl start complainin since im using all da weights in da gym n they can't do their workouts. i just look at them wearin my aviators n chewin my bubble gum n they shut the the fuk up. then sum pussy ass manager named jesse comes up 2 me and asks me if i cud share da weights with da rest of da customers. i turn a treadmill onto max speed n throw his ass onto it, laughin at how he can't keep up. i hear sum lady call da cops so i get da fuck outta there.
i get bak 2 my home 2 make a protein shake after dat killer workout n see a police officer standin outside my door. he tells me dat this mornin sum lady got thrown outta a window n that the cops r investigatin this. he asks me 2 search my apartment. i tell him dat if he doesnt have a warrant dat he can suk my dick, n then i slam da door in his face. i aint got time 4 dat shit. i make 2 litres of my protein shake n just as im drinkin it all at once i look at da time n realize dats i'm 20 minutes late 2 my tutorial about da concepts of integerated aeronautical engineering.
i arrive at da tutorial n da professor is all whinin at me n shit 4 bein late again. i walk up 2 his face chewin my bubble gum n wearin my aviators n he baks da fuq down. then later on, tryin 2 be a smartass, he asks me 2 solve one of da problems on da board 4 da otha students 2 see, thinkin i wont be able 2 do it n shit. i grab da question sheet from him, nearly breakin his arm in half in da process. i then proceed 2 solve all 100 questions in da span of 10 minutes. all da asian kids r lookin at me with awe n disgust, knowin dey will neva have da intellect dat i possess. all da girls panties r gettin wet from seein my insane iq combined with my bulgin muscles n tight black shirt, but i aint got time 4 dat shit. i throw da professor outta da window 4 good measure, n then go bak home.
about this time im gettin real cravings 2 play some HoN, so i log on n join a game 1500+ AP all welcome!. i tell my team dat im goin mid n dat dey can suck my dick if dey disagree. nobody dares 2 challenge me afta seein my sick stats. i then proceed 2 pick flint, get every cs in every wave 4 da first 10 minutes, n make da devourer im playin against ragequit cuz he can't land a single hook on my smart ass. da rest of da enemy team is all cryin n hollerin n shit, askin 4 a remake n about how dey want me 2 give them lessons n dat dey will pay their life savings. i just laff at dem n call dem noobs.
i wud rite out da rest but i just got a text from sum foreign exchange bitch askin me 2 come over n watch a movie since her parent's arent home. dat means dat i aint gonna be watchin shit except for her titties bouncin up n down while i pound her bros.
l8r
This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Nov 15 2010 08:43pm