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i need a good fap, pm link pls

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Quote (iffy1 @ Jul 12 2011 06:42pm)

ok, my mouth smells like a rotten asshole of a dead raccoon that was ran over by other rotten assholes

Quote (garbo @ 12 Jul 2011 16:43)

who is odoof, some rand?




wash mouth with salt water

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wash mouth with salt water

Quote (dude150 @ Jul 12 2011 06:47pm)

don't rinse tho or your clots will loosen like garbo's asshole and blood will flow out
pretty much gonna deal with it, you can help alleviate a lot of the smell by brushing wherever you can (keep good distance away from wounded area) and brushing tongue

dunno what your doc said about toothpaste, but i was manning up on day 2 with tooth brushing
still smelled like fresh cummed-in anus for a week tho

Quote (Ectasy @ Jul 12 2011 06:41pm)

i need a good fap, pm link pls


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Quote (dude150 @ Jul 12 2011 03:50pm)

is this kingraven?

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everyone in the comments section thinks so, it was posted by daggius

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Parasite Design Blog #2
Posted on July 12, 2011 by s2diva

<greetings> fellow jedis, its me Idejder for a guest column rundown of the more technical side of Parasite. You see, its not very often that Diva comes to me with such an easy hero to script, I mean all I had to do was copy over Predator and Gauntlet and haphazardly overwrite a few files. Anyways part of my job as a non-senior designer is to fuck as many people as possible with poor scripting. For example when I did Leech I made sure to do this:

<onimpact>
<damage amount=”80,130,180,230″ effectype=”" />
</onimpact>

What this does is make the damage type true so magic armor and armor don’t reduce the damage. It’s a great way to piss people off without them even knowing it and it really keeps ElementUser on his toes. There was also some programming that we had to do, but basically for that we just open Notepad and slap in some 0s and 1s. The big deal about Shit 2 Games programming is that we don’t doublecheck anything. That way its buggy as fuck and ready for testing. Basically if it crashes the server we know its good to go.

Anyways, that’s Parasite’s scripting in a nutshell. I hope you guys enjoyed this short look into being a non-senior designer.

PS: I didn’t close the <greetings> tag on purpose cuz thats how Shit 2 Games rolls.