you know my motto

hookers are cheaper than girlfriends

LOL. Best thing I've heard today

yeah but hookers got them STDs and other shit you don't want to know about... some girls do too, but...

Well, I went from .91 kdr to .56 kdr tonight.
Note to self: Don't play stats games while drunk.

you must have like no games played then, won't be hard to get that back up

I've been letting my team lose games if I'm solo mm. It's funny to see these 1550-1650's talk shit.

y i cnt log in tho

Yeah, I've just been playing Pub games with one of my friends who used to be on the Australian pro team.
Been playing so poorly.

i have $20 tshirts and they lasted for 5 years, mad?
because you buy 1 i buy 4.

This post was edited by garbo on Jun 2 2011 12:06pm

that's why you always wrap it up bro

them hoes can't be trusted to tell you that they are clean, and you certainly can't trust them to take their pill every day

also never cum on them, cum in your jimmy and flush it down the toilet, you never know when them hoes want to steal your semen and make a baby

if you can't cum in a jimmy, then don't jerk off every day to porntube don't beat your meat for a couple a days to get that sensitivity back

This post was edited by prickster on Jun 2 2011 12:36pm