lol at patch

someone wanna play mmr eu?

lvl?

mmr rating?
1600

sure s2 ill pay 10$ for a half naked man ava

Killed courier and a free bottle, gotta love it.

Went on project epoch forum to read news in member section.....

Now people who are mentor in project epoch get free Gold Coins, and their students are allowed in Gold Coins giveaways....

lulz.

played strong 700 gpm doombringer scout, 2 shotting everyone at 30th min mark.
was funny

was playing solo pub

my team: moraxus, hag, war beast, sand, arma (me)
their team: tort, glaci + swift (both stat resets smurfs), engi, accursed

our hag + morax feed like 5 deaths in 4 minutes vs their swift
tort constantly harassing me mid, getting every rune
team is arguing 24/7 all want to concede

i'm about to give up on game and just leave + go to sleep. then this glaci + swift + tort fucking tryhard and do a 3 man gank on me mid. i alrdy got hotbl + level 4 armadillo, so i tank it all and escape with 2 hp. swift could auto attack kill me but i juke him in fog like 3 times and he ends up dying to tower + our sandwraith's ulti LOL.

so at this point i'm like "k im gonna super fucking tryhard and just rape these kids regardless of how bad odds are against me"

i tryharder than i have in months and refuse to miss any creep kills, i never farm unsafely, i don't try to get kills/take fights which aren't immediately profitable, i dont go over aggressive, i lasthit all towers, etc.

end up 600 gpm with full tank inventory. enemy team has to focus me for like 50 seconds just to kill me, and i kill all their supports in the meantime. end up winning basically 1vs5 with completely deadweight team

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCKING TRYHARD AGAINST ME

Ooo scary.