Quote (prickster @ Aug 22 2011 10:22pm)
your mom illegally crossed the border from Mexico to Texas, and to make a living she became a prostitute
you are the product of one of her gentleman callers
since she was Catholic, abortions were against were her religion, so she kept you and decided to stay in Texas as she had too much shame to go back to Mexico to live in her parents' slum
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