who wants to set the death record in basic?

was about to roop, but MM is down, i tried to relog, but i can't get back in

gg shit2games

other people also have this problem

managed to get in a pub game

basic accounts can't even create pubs!

roop time

best roop:

keep getting ganked like in retarded places pushing towers and feed OR

picking a hero like magebane, farm like sh*t or pyro and miss all stuns etc?

why not both

also i find fail ganks are the best. when you dive tower your teammates seem to follow, if you do it wrong enough you can get yourself + mates killed without making it look like roop

my favorite is ophelia

1)jungle hero usually fucks over the solo

2)jungling lets you get gold/levels and you don't really have to pay attention, the gold/levels makes you look not that bad on the stats page, sometimes we'd roop with magmus and be level 2 for the first 6 minutes

dominate a creep and get it to 1/4 health, get yourself to 1/4 health, tell your teammate you're ganking and then die

3) you feed the enemy a jungle creep while doing a helpful deed of trying to gank for your teammate

srs thought came into this

lmfao thats so fucking true, played a game earlier where i was farming top

our magmus chased a hero running for like 15 seconds, and the rest of our team followed him and they all died by their 2nd tower

yeah best is when you play a tanky hero like moraxus and run in to gank mid through the woods to the tower

then your squishy mid solo player follows, and as soon as he's well in tower range you stop auto attack enemy so aggro goes to your teammate. then miss your stun and all axes and die, call teammate noob, and it looks like you're just some awful noob player. no chance of being reported if you do it sparingly

I'd rather think about it now as opposed to when my accounts are banned for intentional feeding.