you bring a thumbtack i bring a ruler and i'll measure my dick infront of you and you turn into stone due to medusa penor

then i'll ask "jelly?"

Your dicks so hideous it turns men that you drop your pants in front of into stone?

TMI

you judge other mens penis's?

Bro I'm reiterating what he said to me.

you seem jelly


jelly?

i have to go with

you know what they say when a guy brags about how big his dick is?

that guy dont have a fancy car?

is good song