so basically everyone is letting smack have his fun while u guys suck his dick?

you wouldn't believe some of the experiences I had trying to play Morph sidelane. Most of the time u get someone who picks a Tree and comes with you with hatchet and ruins every lasthit. Then, when someone picks a support its like

"VS stop auto attack lane"
"VS stop"
"STOP FFS"

Vs- "Why?"

"I am carry"

Vs - "I too"

Ya, I like fondling his balls 'n shit.
Get at me, bro.

nice, be sure to lick his balls sweat off

Will do.

Sorry I wouldn't even let you play jungle Enigma for me.

Oh shit! Those are fighting words in my hood, bro.

99.97% of the people everywhere are just fucking bad

xDD

Early game I farm like 17 min nullstone and team is like "OMG MORPH NEVER HELPS, KICK HIM NOOB FFS"

then late game I 1 shot the enemy team carry and get quad kill, team is like "hey man want to play next game with us?!"


such idiot players

yes, i am going to do something i don't have to and that i don't enjoy with someone whose name i don't know



this true, do you know how facepalm it is to carry you and your lover hyperxpanda? inflated MMRs and it's a headache to play with you kids since you hardly listen and you can't read english when i tell you not to ban DR
lucky i'm nice guy or you would not have 100% win rate playing w/ me cuz tendency to throw



you fondle, i cradle?
lmk