how to become a pro at throwing games

sofar all i got is following

buy retarded items
play like shit making stupid suicides 1 for 1 etz
fail to lasthit 50% of creeps that are on a freefarm lane
roam around to "gank"
use chat as little as possible n spam the ingame voice system while sounding like a russian retard

let me play your account and tryhard?

can prolly get you down to 1700's

This post was edited by garbo on Mar 27 2011 08:09pm

just won a game where i bought boots first on fa and went middle versus devourer,

stood in obvious hook position and autoattacking like mad

and everytime he tried to hook me he aimed where he thought i was running ahile i were just autoattacking away

shieldbreaker first item, skilling splitfire at level 10 etz

/e

jesus christ people in us are bad ^^

if some of you people are from us, no offense

This post was edited by UndeadGad on Mar 27 2011 08:25pm

lulululuululuulluluulul

/e no offense taken, because when i play on euro they are just fkn brutal

This post was edited by garbo on Mar 27 2011 08:25pm

well i'm not saying eu is better but imo the standard of eu 1800+ mmr/psr games is higher than the us, but eu pub games still suck ^^

make sure you buy out all the wards, but place them RETARDEDLY
that way, your team can't ward properly because there will never be wards to buy

if you can, initiate unsafely (team is 3 screens away) then ping them when you die
sell shit and buy it back and if someone notices you can say it was an accident (i actually do it by accident a shit load)


tbh it can be hard to throw sometimes if the other team is bad enough

play support, steal creep kills from carries, put items on courier bring in before team fihgts, blame team

^^ i just tried again playin pebbles

missing stuns on purpose buying shitty items
failing to do combo and stuffs like that




/e guess it's not in my nature to lose >-<

This post was edited by UndeadGad on Mar 27 2011 08:54pm

try to never carry a port stone, and play like that tremble does or pesti

hatchet on every melee hero?
good tip